Diary of a Lichess Player
I made a Diary of a Wimpy Kid like story called the Diary of a Lichess Player,and Im hoping to make more of these.
Sunday
*british voice*.Time to lock in, chat! Time to lock in on this arena!
Holy crap what am I doing?
Why am I talking like a streamer?
Dont judge me okay?I know your going like:
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**Oh yeah I forgot to introduce myself,Diary.
My name is Ryan.Ryan Shen.The worst last name ever.
My family is...well...my sister is this:
Whatever.Dont mind that.
The arena started,and I was like:
Ahem.First game.
What a 2000?Cmon Im only like 1600!!I cant beat this guy!
Wait he beserked this is my chance!
Well Im down...lets see...a bishop,and 2 pawns.Whatever-he must have lower time than me!
Why do I have 5 seconds and he has 55 seconds?Im cooked!No wait but if I win....
WHAT AM I THINKING OF COURSE I WONT WIN!!!
*RESIGNS*
I was mad,but it was against a 2000 anyway.And then I played a 1300.
I remember thinking this:
*Rubbing hand together* Im gonna win this!
Im up a rook!
Oh shoot I blundered a knight whatever Im STILL WINNING
And then...
Lichess:Game over by checkmate.
I did this to my computer.
*CRASH*!!!!
My dad said "Son what happened?"
Monday
My dad found out I threw my PC out the window.Now I have to scavenge up a thousand dollars if I ever want to play chess again.
I had to go scrub my neighbor's car.
A bird pooped on my head.
Emotional damage:8127837192637162371629361926312639619263981
Hold up-what is this on his car?A laptop?
Yup-he apparently-he has a lichess acount
I thought:
WHY IS HIS RATING 600!!!
No.This is too pathetic to watch.I must bring his rating up to at least 1400.
I thought I was definetely gonna get him to 1400.
And then I lost the first game.
He was now 520.I decided to get out of the car so he wouldn't see but I got stuck in the window because I guess I ate too many tacos today and I didn't fit.He saw me patheticly trying to get out.He took out his bat and started acting all tough. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Part 2 coming out soon)
