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You kids think you've been on this site a long time?

I'm tired of seeing these people posting about how all the old cool people started playing on lichess in 2022. Guess what? I'd already been registered here for over half a decade by then. I'd played more games than an Asteroids machine at a pizza restaurant. I had more followers than Mansa Musa himself! How do you like that, huh? Hell, before that, I'd been playing anonymously, back when EVERYONE on here was anonymous. That's not all though. At the dawn of time, when God was prepping his whole "creating existence" thing, I was there, toking from his Big Bong in the living room while Mrs. God was out shopping. And I told him: "Yo, G-Man-- you should set events in motion that will eventually lead to the creation of lichess. And you should have people pronounce it wrong. That would be hilarious, man!" That's right: I've been here since before the universe was created!

I'm tired of seeing these people posting about how all the old cool people started playing on lichess in 2022. Guess what? I'd already been registered here for over half a decade by then. I'd played more games than an Asteroids machine at a pizza restaurant. I had more followers than Mansa Musa himself! How do you like that, huh? Hell, before that, I'd been playing anonymously, back when EVERYONE on here was anonymous. That's not all though. At the dawn of time, when God was prepping his whole "creating existence" thing, I was there, toking from his Big Bong in the living room while Mrs. God was out shopping. And I told him: "Yo, G-Man-- you should set events in motion that will eventually lead to the creation of lichess. And you should have people pronounce it wrong. That would be hilarious, man!" That's right: I've been here since before the universe was created!

Drat, you beat me joining here by a year.

Where did I put that time machine again?

Drat, you beat me joining here by a year. Where did I put that time machine again?

Yeah, 9 years is pretty long

Yeah, 9 years is pretty long

You played four games on chess.com. You have zero credibility.

You played four games on chess.com. You have zero credibility.

Also, did you play online chess in 1990s? I didn't think so...

Also, did you play online chess in 1990s? I didn't think so...

I've played on here since 2015
chess.com since 2008

I've played on here since 2015 chess.com since 2008

2017 and forums since 2019.

I was playing on itsyourturn gaming site in mid 2000s.

2017 and forums since 2019. I was playing on itsyourturn gaming site in mid 2000s.
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@MercuryTrismegistus said in #8:

Anyone else used to play on yahoo Chess in the late 90's?
No.
------- Almost 95% of the forum posters.

@MercuryTrismegistus said in #8: > Anyone else used to play on yahoo Chess in the late 90's? No. ------- Almost 95% of the forum posters.

@clousems said in #1:

That's right: I've been here since before the universe was created!
Did you stick around St. Petersburg when it was a time for a change?

@clousems said in #1: > That's right: I've been here since before the universe was created! Did you stick around St. Petersburg when it was a time for a change?

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