Types of Chess Players at OTB that annoy you:

Man, just last night

Playing a guy sucking on some candy/sweetie, but he was just kinda playing with it in his teeth, sounded like he was chewing on glass

I didn't say anything but it was driving me crazy

The watcher - watching you in every turn doesn't matter his or yours. He is trying to drown you with a gaze in his deep eyes...watching and saying in his mind "I am better than you You see" and getting satisfied if he sees you getting annoyed or looking you with a pleasure if u have losing position
The shaker - he shakes all the time his head and body like he breaths through shaking
The ninja - combination of the watcher and the shaker
The sleeper- in rapid or classical usually falls asleep if it is not his turn
No clock guy - when the position intensify he forget to press the clock button but after 2-3 minutes he looks at the clock sees it his time smiles at you slaps himself on the head and press the clock button mumbling something
The calm guy- he always stays calm even in ultra sharp positions "the professional"
The glass guy- guy wearing glasses when playing chess and when the position heats up his glasses get full of sweat
The deaf guy - you offer a draw but he can not hear you and continue playing
The Chess guy- 24 hour he eat sleep drink chess. When on chess board he is there to crush you.You know you destiny already. Just sign the sheets and dont waste his or your time
The prepared guy - he has analyzed you knows all your openings and is ready to surprise you.
The late guy - always late for the round but never missing a round never forfeiting
The draw guy - offering draws 6 out of 7 games/ if you are equal his strength or even if he is stronger but getting prizes but sometimes just for the sake of offering a draw he comes to you silently and offers a draw hoping u accept and u gonna become best friends but he doesn't mind if u reject he is there to play chess
The Ultra Fan guy- he loses every tourney 7 out of 7 doesnt improve but he is there to cheer up everyone he knows he js there for the fun
The revenge guy - he remebered you beat him before two years so now he is gonna do the impossible to beat you. Prepare Concentrate Execute but if you beat him again you are remaining in the Revenge list
The Stockfish guy - he knows 30 moves ahead first to fifth line in Stockfish but if u play him the six line he is out of book and droppig to Stockfish level 1 strenght
The gambit guys -gambit speaks for itself
Offbeat guy- he plays most obsecure style Rapport like openings and knows them super deep. Hard to crush

The guy that beats you and is stoked about it, next time you play each other he makes the annoying 'Time to get revenge' comment reminding you that he beat you last time and he has been mentally masturbating about it since the previous week

I understand that's my ego being annoyed about the comment, though

the who sings when he got a winning position..

Personally, this is less of an annoying person but I am definitely annoyed with a great endgame player. The endgame is always so nuanced and sometimes highly difficult to play but it is frustrating to play against somebody with amazing endgame knowledge because the phase of the game can be quite unforgiving.

I played this one today (sorry if it has been mentioned before). The guy who calculates with his hand(s). Moving his finger over the board, sometimes in a subtle way, sometimes completely out of proportion. I just have to get up and take a walk when this happens (and then they probably think I am the annoying guy who's always away from the board when it's not his move, which, incidentally, is completely true, lol).

the coat guy which always wear a coat to act like a GM but the elo not even 1200

• the bored kid who completely crushes you, but is obviously annoyed at how long it takes you to realize you have no hope.
• the mumbler, this person mumbles interceptibly to themselves on every move but stops as soon as you think "alright i've had enough, i'm calling an arbiter"
• the piece screwer, this player rotates their pieces when they place them like they are being screwed into place
• the curler, this is the player who sort of slides his pieces to their final resting place (they always end up slightly off center)
• the feinter, this player moves their pieces somewhere holding them there for a while and then moves them back to their starting place and eventually moves it somewhere else. They do this to throw you off.
• the elegant placer, this player seems to think chess is an olympic sport graded on how aesthetically you move the pieces
• the pawn h4 guy, this guy always starts out h4, but somehow crushes you anyway
• the annoying loser, the person who loses to everyone else, but somehow miraculously wins against you. :-)

29. The guy who promises to make a video about types of chess players that annoy you, but then never does, leaving you in anticipation.

30. The guy who complains about it, despite doing no work himself.

@InvisbleAttack said in #47:

the coat guy which always wear a coat to act like a GM but the elo not even 1200
That's to hide my armpit sweat.