Need help cheating.

I'm looking for a smart person (normally I wouldn't use a chess forum) to build a computer embedded in my glasses/contacts to help win games. It's the only way I'd be able to win at Monolopy(tm).

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I need help understanding why you would create this post...

What exactly is the type of monopoly cheating you're intending to do here? If it's a table of probability values, you can get away with memorizing trends. If it's a matter of figuring out the best squares to buy, refer to the above probability values. If it's knowing how to roll dice a certain way, why not just get loaded dice?

That said, I could do it, but could doesn't mean that it will be affordable, that it will be as hidden as you expect, or that I'll do it at all.

Good luck at Monopoly™.

Monopoly? When everyone’s having one partner, keeping the faith? And yet you wanna cheat?

I sometimes suspect that certain family members have computers embedded in their glasses which help them win Monopoly games.

You are right @Rrhyddhad

This is only a troll thread lol

You're a genius! Howd you find out?? :)

Lucky guess :D