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I don't think the UAE exists

What you're about to here may shock you. It may terrify you. It may even disgust and revolt you. But either way, it will change everything you thought you knew. Be warned that it may cause you to have an existential crisis-you will realize that your entire life has been a lie, and you may not be able to distinguish between truth and reality.

The United Arab Emirates does not exist. It is a myth created by the nefarious organization known as SIE, the same people who created the lie of Bielefeld.

How do I know this, you may ask? Well, when one looks past this thin hoax, the evidence is plain to see.

Players on the UAE national team have names like Marcus Meloni, Fábio Lima, and Caio Canedo. Suspiciously Brazillian-sounding, if you ask me.

The country is supposedly home to a building that stands 2,716.5 feet high-a comical, unrealistic elevation.

What kind of a name is "United Arab Emirates", anyway? Clearly SIE went with the blandest name possible since none of them speak Arabic.

Wikipedia claims that the country is a "Federal Islamic semi-constitutional monarchy"...and also that it has a president. Pretty obvious inconsistency here.

The national HDI is .937, but the country is ranked as "Not Free" by Freedom House. Most other Not Free countries are much, much lower on the HDI scale.

Please read this at your own caution. SIE is a most nefarious organization who are willing to do unthinkable things to anyone who reveals their secrets. They have agents at the highest echelons of the Sporcle leadership-in fact, I guarantee you that they know you are reading this, and they know where you live. SIE knows no mercy-their only goal is conquest.

I will reveal more of my secrets when the time is right. For now, I leave you only with a coded message to find me and oppose SIE and their tyrrany:

dQw4w9WgXcQ

What you're about to here may shock you. It may terrify you. It may even disgust and revolt you. But either way, it will change everything you thought you knew. Be warned that it may cause you to have an existential crisis-you will realize that your entire life has been a lie, and you may not be able to distinguish between truth and reality. The United Arab Emirates does not exist. It is a myth created by the nefarious organization known as SIE, the same people who created the lie of Bielefeld. How do I know this, you may ask? Well, when one looks past this thin hoax, the evidence is plain to see. Players on the UAE national team have names like Marcus Meloni, Fábio Lima, and Caio Canedo. Suspiciously Brazillian-sounding, if you ask me. The country is supposedly home to a building that stands 2,716.5 feet high-a comical, unrealistic elevation. What kind of a name is "United Arab Emirates", anyway? Clearly SIE went with the blandest name possible since none of them speak Arabic. Wikipedia claims that the country is a "Federal Islamic semi-constitutional monarchy"...and also that it has a president. Pretty obvious inconsistency here. The national HDI is .937, but the country is ranked as "Not Free" by Freedom House. Most other Not Free countries are much, much lower on the HDI scale. Please read this at your own caution. SIE is a most nefarious organization who are willing to do unthinkable things to anyone who reveals their secrets. They have agents at the highest echelons of the Sporcle leadership-in fact, I guarantee you that they know you are reading this, and they know where you live. SIE knows no mercy-their only goal is conquest. I will reveal more of my secrets when the time is right. For now, I leave you only with a coded message to find me and oppose SIE and their tyrrany: dQw4w9WgXcQ

Same thing with South America.South America is not south America ,South America is North America.The globalist turned the world upside down in every picture of the world.Guys listen carefully now...USA is actually located in South America.There comes the real deal thing now.Are you ready?first relax and take a sip of water.listen to this...Canada does not exist!!All the pictures that are so called from Canada are from Alaska.I will give you the sweetest shock now.Take another sip of your water.Here it comes..
Donald Trump is actually the president of Mexico also.He is running the country with a puppet goverment.I think now everything is clear for you guys and the world does make sense now.

Same thing with South America.South America is not south America ,South America is North America.The globalist turned the world upside down in every picture of the world.Guys listen carefully now...USA is actually located in South America.There comes the real deal thing now.Are you ready?first relax and take a sip of water.listen to this...Canada does not exist!!All the pictures that are so called from Canada are from Alaska.I will give you the sweetest shock now.Take another sip of your water.Here it comes.. Donald Trump is actually the president of Mexico also.He is running the country with a puppet goverment.I think now everything is clear for you guys and the world does make sense now.

UAE has rickrolled me

UAE has rickrolled me

France does not exist. This is an illusion put in place by the Pastafarians in government to make people believe that France is a country. in reality, it is a Pastocracy led by the lobbying of Lustucru and Panzani.

France does not exist. This is an illusion put in place by the Pastafarians in government to make people believe that France is a country. in reality, it is a Pastocracy led by the lobbying of Lustucru and Panzani.

Hey, this is good! I looked and I saw that it was good, and so I said: "Let there be light! Why expose one little lie? Why not expose the Mother of All Lies?" So here it goes:

Israel does not exist. It is a gimmick churned out by gag factories in the "Good 'Ol USA. (Unwashed Semen for All, aka Uncle Sam's Ass-pirin."

Palestine never existed. It was just an Arthurian legend that grew up in the Commonwealth, that became the dogma of the Commonwealth.

Things went sideways when USA bought out the Commonwealth. This merger resulted in the NWO Commonpoverty. And if you want to know what the NWO Commonpoverty is, it's like it says in the old Zeppelin song: "There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold, and she's buying the Stairway to Heaven."

Hey, this is good! I looked and I saw that it was good, and so I said: "Let there be light! Why expose one little lie? Why not expose the Mother of All Lies?" So here it goes: Israel does not exist. It is a gimmick churned out by gag factories in the "Good 'Ol USA. (Unwashed Semen for All, aka Uncle Sam's Ass-pirin." Palestine never existed. It was just an Arthurian legend that grew up in the Commonwealth, that became the dogma of the Commonwealth. Things went sideways when USA bought out the Commonwealth. This merger resulted in the NWO Commonpoverty. And if you want to know what the NWO Commonpoverty is, it's like it says in the old Zeppelin song: "There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold, and she's buying the Stairway to Heaven."

The OPs #1 is certainly plausible. Indeed, fantasy locations are not without precedent.

Just the other day, one of my friends told me he was "flying" to "Canada."

Canada. Snicker. Yeah, right.

A huge, mostly empty land filled with moose and low prescription prices, that doesn't invade its neighbors, and where the natives frequently say "eh" at the end of a sentence.

I had to remind my friend that it's NOT April.

The OPs #1 is certainly plausible. Indeed, fantasy locations are not without precedent. Just the other day, one of my friends told me he was "flying" to "Canada." Canada. Snicker. Yeah, right. A huge, mostly empty land filled with moose and low prescription prices, that doesn't invade its neighbors, and where the natives frequently say "eh" at the end of a sentence. I had to remind my friend that it's NOT April.

What is dQw4w9WgXcQ?
Let me type it in a youtube link, it probaly will be some sort of video about the UAE :)

What is dQw4w9WgXcQ? Let me type it in a youtube link, it probaly will be some sort of video about the UAE :)

I live in the uae, anymore proof?

also i don’t say this with any means of disrespect

I live in the uae, anymore proof? also i don’t say this with any means of disrespect

Sometimes I hear people saying the world is flat, and for many years I ignored them

But then recently....

I learned that they are actually wrong!

Nah, the earth isn’t flat, in fact it doesn’t exist at all! Let me explain.

Have you ever seen the earth in person? No really, that big globe floating in a dark void? You want me to believe that we all just live on some rock in the middle of nowhere floating around a giant ball of burning gas, I’m not that gullible.

So then, some have asked me, what are we standing on?

The answer is: since the world doesn’t exist, you are standing on nothing! You see, all the governments are in on it, they know there is no earth! But they try to hide it anyways by manufacturing your eyes to see nothing as something. when you are born they upload a computer program to your brain. How maniacal.

Break out against the system!!!! No more lies, you are standing on nothing!!

Sometimes I hear people saying the world is flat, and for many years I ignored them But then recently.... I learned that they are actually wrong! Nah, the earth isn’t flat, in fact it doesn’t exist at all! Let me explain. Have you ever seen the earth in person? No really, that big globe floating in a dark void? You want me to believe that we all just live on some rock in the middle of nowhere floating around a giant ball of burning gas, I’m not that gullible. So then, some have asked me, what are we standing on? The answer is: since the world doesn’t exist, you are standing on nothing! You see, all the governments are in on it, they know there is no earth! But they try to hide it anyways by manufacturing your eyes to see nothing as something. when you are born they upload a computer program to your brain. How maniacal. Break out against the system!!!! No more lies, you are standing on nothing!!

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