I transcended the chess player condition

I see you farting,
the fart expanding beneath.
It's incredibly [ ]

No space, dammit.

The methane is nice
We will get used to it soon
We love flatulence

Oh, Mr Bishop
One hundred and ninety-Oh.
I will worship you.

If you want candy,
at least put on a costume,
Stupid teenagers.

hello

A haiku about getting out of bed:

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no.

I got that one from the web.

Ill write a haiku
It is really just for you
Sad that you can't read

'Scuse me, zookeeper,
Where is the holy French Fry?
Keep me occupied!

Haiku contest on,
I would like to play as well,
It's hilarious

Lucky there is not
a Japanese playing too
Because I would lose.