A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day.
Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day.
The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read: “For best results, put on two coats.”
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.
Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”
And the lady said, “Pardon?”
A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.
“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.
“Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.”
“Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!”
Bruh these@grace-lan said in #13:
> A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.
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> “Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some.
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> He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.
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> “Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.”
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> “Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!”
THESE R SOME ONG JOKES BRO, I do not have the patience to read all of them
A chlorine atom noticed that his friend was charged, so he asked her “Are you charged?”
She said “No.”
He asked her again, and she said. “Negative”.
yeah cause ur literation is 2 bad and like u r not busy u r just 2 lazy
I will sing this song.....
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
Lichess AND HORSEY
good tidings we bring
to you and your forum
good tidings for both horsie
and christmas horsey
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Bcz she kept running away from the ball
Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
Because they’re such fungis!
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