good Lichess merch?

Please hire an artist and make good Lichess merch. I want to buy it, I love this site/app, but I strongly dislike how most of it looks. Might be because I'm a woman. Too much funny/goofy stuff, too much just the logo (which is kinda mid and uncentered) or a chess piece (mainly the knight). Give me some chess images that actually look cool/fashionable and write lichess on it somewhere, on the back is also an option.

Edit: Sorry, I see I've posted this in the wrong place, but don't know how to change it.

@ElineXx said ^

Please hire an artist

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@cham, please forgive me for the spoonerism, it was too tempting!