I tried. I needed a light square bishop):

Also a pawn

impressive.

LOL

You wasted way too many moves building another side of the board for yourself if you attacked earlier you wouda won.
Keep in mind this is stockfish lvl 1

@Awesome_shawn said in #5:

You wasted way too many moves building another side of the board for yourself if you attacked earlier you wouda won.
Keep in mind this is stockfish lvl 1
This is the the message that makes people face palm, unless I mis-understand.

Wow, new lifetime goal

@Gioco_chess_al_cess said in #7:

Wow, new lifetime goal
Yes

lol idek how to play this rubbish

I can die happily now
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