Canada uses more energy per capita than either China or the U.S.
I forgive them, though, because they invented hockey and provide a nice place for moose to live
Oh, I've seen those moose. I've seen dumb tourists getting too close to them, thinking they're friendly farm animals, apparently.
But they're not. They can kill a tourist faster than I can say, "hey, don't get too close to that moose, eh?"
Stay well clear of the moose.
Even if they try to draw you closer with promises of maple syrup.
That's a trick known to Canadians. A Canadian can draw you closer with promises of syrup, and then WHAM it's a cross-check. And your puck goes flying and they slap it with authority and precision and score yet another hat trick.
Don't learn this the hard way. I implore you, Michiganders.
Canada uses more energy per capita than either China or the U.S.
I forgive them, though, because they invented hockey and provide a nice place for moose to live
Oh, I've seen those moose. I've seen dumb tourists getting too close to them, thinking they're friendly farm animals, apparently.
But they're not. They can kill a tourist faster than I can say, "hey, don't get too close to that moose, eh?"
Stay well clear of the moose.
Even if they try to draw you closer with promises of maple syrup.
That's a trick known to Canadians. A Canadian can draw you closer with promises of syrup, and then WHAM it's a cross-check. And your puck goes flying and they slap it with authority and precision and score yet another hat trick.
Don't learn this the hard way. I implore you, Michiganders.