I am choosing mine
"poop faster"
Bro, who in the world would want that?
i would choose poop faster.Would give me more time for other activities
I already have uno reverse cards on me at all times, so I don't really need another superpower
@whatismymainbro said [^](/forum/redirect/post/soj8XAKW)
> I already have uno reverse cards on me at all times, so I don't really need another superpower
Me too!
I would pick the ability to shapeshift, including the option to shift specifically only through thoughts. That way I can change into their shape, but I can also read their minds (telepathy), and think like that person and store my own consciousness in a small corner of my mind to revert to my own thoughts when I like.
Example: If I wonder what a person is thinking at a given moment, I can copy their thoughts and manipulate their thoughts in my own mind like I'm essentially using their brain, but it doesn't affect their thoughts inside their mind.
A cool combo of telepathy and shapeshifting.
@DogyBrown said [^](/forum/redirect/post/8oBZqiGD)
> i would choose poop faster.Would give me more time for other activities
Consider going keto. Less time eating, less time pooping. It's a win-win...
@DogyBrown said [^](/forum/redirect/post/8oBZqiGD)
> i would choose poop faster.Would give me more time for other activities
how 'bout never having to poop at all?
@Be-Kind-Always said [^](/forum/redirect/post/dJRNGeId)
> > i would choose poop faster.Would give me more time for other activities
>
> how 'bout never having to poop at all?
that would have... consequences
@Be-Kind-Always said [^](/forum/redirect/post/dJRNGeId)
> > i would choose poop faster.Would give me more time for other activities
>
> how 'bout never having to poop at all?
does that mean we don’t eat?
> does that mean we don’t eat?
nah the food is just compressed and sent into space or smth. it's a superpower, don't question it ;)