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Did you ever bite a snake by mistake?

@DogyBrown said ^

Did that ever happen to you? Im sure it happened many times to people throughout history

only scenario I think it might happen in a play

welcome to the aggroturtle cinema

Starring roles

Angy hiker: played by aggro

Snake: played by aggro

trail mix: played by aggro

Staring lead actor: aggroturtle

let the story begin

Hiker: what a good day to be out in the woods. With no service to cellphones and absolutely no one around me. What a very safe enviorment!

Hiker: Ill just eat my trail mix in la peace

trail mix: fudge not again

snake: dont worry ill save you

snake: eats trail mix

Angy hiker: gahh how could you. That was my trail mix. I payed a my whole paycheck to get that. You better give me that back or I'll sue you.

Angy hiker: I don't have enough money to sue. Arghh, how could this be. My la peace was interrupted. My trail mix is gone. I have nothing left to my name. My family passed when I was 5. My wife died 2 years ago. fuc# it bites snake

Snake: what the

The end of the dogybrown hypothetical moment cinema

please rate your experience from a scale of 1-10

@DogyBrown said [^](/forum/redirect/post/z6GDLmod) > Did that ever happen to you? Im sure it happened many times to people throughout history only scenario I think it might happen in a play *welcome to the aggroturtle cinema* Starring roles Angy hiker: played by aggro Snake: played by aggro trail mix: played by aggro Staring lead actor: aggroturtle let the story begin Hiker: what a good day to be out in the woods. With no service to cellphones and absolutely no one around me. What a very safe enviorment! Hiker: Ill just eat my trail mix in la peace trail mix: fudge not again snake: dont worry ill save you snake: *eats trail mix* Angy hiker: gahh how could you. That was my trail mix. I payed a my whole paycheck to get that. You better give me that back or I'll sue you. Angy hiker: I don't have enough money to sue. Arghh, how could this be. My la peace was interrupted. My trail mix is gone. I have nothing left to my name. My family passed when I was 5. My wife died 2 years ago. fuc# it *bites snake* Snake: what the The end of the dogybrown hypothetical moment cinema please rate your experience from a scale of 1-10

No, never by mistake. Always on purpose.

No, never by mistake. Always on purpose.

@Grizzli_1953 said ^

I eat snakes for breakfast. The Gaboon viper is especially tasty. Though, the reticulated python isn't bad either. The mamba is a bit dry, but has a lot of protein.

What seasoning do you use? Any sauce recommendations?

@Grizzli_1953 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/3RisKfH5) > I eat snakes for breakfast. The Gaboon viper is especially tasty. Though, the reticulated python isn't bad either. The mamba is a bit dry, but has a lot of protein. What seasoning do you use? Any sauce recommendations?

@DogyBrown said ^

If a snake bites you,you need snake bite juice.If you bite a snake then you

If you bite a snake then the snake needs human bite juice yes?

@DogyBrown said [^](/forum/redirect/post/StKFkM0R) > If a snake bites you,you need snake bite juice.If you bite a snake then you If ***you*** bite a snake then the snake needs human bite juice yes?

@Rabbit_on_theViolin said ^

If a snake bites you,you need snake bite juice.If you bite a snake then you

If you bite a snake then the snake needs human bite juice yes?

We are not poison bite

@Rabbit_on_theViolin said [^](/forum/redirect/post/RlpGx9mL) > > If a snake bites you,you need snake bite juice.If you bite a snake then you > > If ***you*** bite a snake then the snake needs human bite juice yes? We are not poison bite

Lol guys i have bitten a gummy snake by accident like,100000000 times

Lol guys i have bitten a gummy snake by accident like,100000000 times

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