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I'm just wondering

Our Good King Arthur and I are collecting knight bravery, tales of chivalry, and the taxes on wool, wood, water, fruits bat, pheasant and cheese upon the people. Unfortunately, a Castilian knight named Don Quixote, accompanied by a certain Sancho, claims to have done this first. I therefore challenge this brave knight to a chivalry tournament, with the proposition for him to join the Round Table.

clousems

@CSKA_Moscou said ^

Our Good King Arthur and I are collecting knight bravery, tales of chivalry, and the taxes on wool, wood, water, fruits bat, pheasant and cheese upon the people. Unfortunately, a Castilian knight named Don Quixote, accompanied by a certain Sancho, claims to have done this first. I therefore challenge this brave knight to a chivalry tournament, with the proposition for him to join the Round Table.

Hate to break it to you, but Perceforest exists.

(Also, I notice that your lichess profile designates you as Bedevere the Wise. If you're so wise, why'd you lose a hand prior to the events of Culwch and Olwen?)

@CSKA_Moscou said [^](/forum/redirect/post/rSbCMy4J) > Our Good King Arthur and I are collecting knight bravery, tales of chivalry, and the taxes on wool, wood, water, fruits bat, pheasant and cheese upon the people. Unfortunately, a Castilian knight named Don Quixote, accompanied by a certain Sancho, claims to have done this first. I therefore challenge this brave knight to a chivalry tournament, with the proposition for him to join the Round Table. Hate to break it to you, but Perceforest exists. (Also, I notice that your lichess profile designates you as Bedevere the Wise. If you're so wise, why'd you lose a hand prior to the events of Culwch and Olwen?)

CSKA_Moscou

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@clousems said ^

Hate to break it to you, but Perceforest exists.

(Also, I notice that your lichess profile designates you as Bedevere the Wise. If you're so wise, why'd you lose a hand prior to the events of Culwch and Olwen?)

The tabloids are impressive again. It’s obvious such an information about Bedevere was written with ChatGPTix.

And what's next ? a romance between Lancelot and Our Queen Guinevere ? Let me tell you, that's nonsense, because Lancelot eats garlic morning, noon, and night. Apparently, he crossed a river using his sword as a bridge ? I know that Camelot, having lack of funds lately, invested in wooden and cardboard swords, but that doesn't make them bridges.

They claim Yvain has a pet lion ? Sure, he has a Pomeranian, but that’s hardly a lion.

Wanna hear the true story? Here it is!

I was fleeing the Rabbit of Caerbanog at the time. Arthur was away on a diplomatic mission at a French castle, so only Galahad, Tim the Enchantor, and Perceval were present at Camalot. It happened like that : Culhwch was not a knight and didn't know how to recite a love poem for Olwen. Galahad, our Librarian Knight, had the idea of writing a lovely poem superior to those of the Vogons, henceforth creating one of the worst poetry in the universe.

Olwen did not appreciate the poem, obviously, and Culhwch demanded a refund. Tim then politely transformed him into a toad. Since he had been neither noble nor a knight before, he could now become a Prince Charming. We all agreed to this. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats

@clousems said [^](/forum/redirect/post/JW8dp70z) > Hate to break it to you, but Perceforest exists. > > (Also, I notice that your lichess profile designates you as Bedevere the Wise. If you're so wise, why'd you lose a hand prior to the events of Culwch and Olwen?) The tabloids are impressive again. It’s obvious such an information about Bedevere was written with ChatGPTix. And what's next ? a romance between Lancelot and Our Queen Guinevere ? Let me tell you, that's nonsense, because Lancelot eats garlic morning, noon, and night. Apparently, he crossed a river using his sword as a bridge ? I know that Camelot, having lack of funds lately, invested in wooden and cardboard swords, but that doesn't make them bridges. They claim Yvain has a pet lion ? Sure, he has a Pomeranian, but that’s hardly a lion. Wanna hear the true story? Here it is! I was fleeing the Rabbit of Caerbanog at the time. Arthur was away on a diplomatic mission at a French castle, so only Galahad, Tim the Enchantor, and Perceval were present at Camalot. It happened like that : Culhwch was not a knight and didn't know how to recite a love poem for Olwen. Galahad, our Librarian Knight, had the idea of writing a lovely poem superior to those of the Vogons, henceforth creating one of the worst poetry in the universe. Olwen did not appreciate the poem, obviously, and Culhwch demanded a refund. Tim then politely transformed him into a toad. Since he had been neither noble nor a knight before, he could now become a Prince Charming. We all agreed to this. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats