Let's drop worst jokes here.
The worst joke (and da best) I read so far is from @Rabbit_on_theViolin (took from an old forum, btw a bit not sure whether rabbit or another person posted it) :D
However, that joke was : Children make mistakes in the dark , mistakes in the dark make children
Please put some weird and worst jokes here,
tnx
Let's drop worst jokes here.
The worst joke (and da best) I read so far is from @Rabbit_on_theViolin (took from an old forum, btw a bit not sure whether rabbit or another person posted it) :D
However, that joke was : Children make mistakes in the dark , mistakes in the dark make children
Please put some weird and worst jokes here,
tnx
One day, the bread was walking along the road and felt very hungry, so it ate itself.
Because it was "self-sufficient bread".
One day, the bread was walking along the road and felt very hungry, so it ate itself.
Because it was "self-sufficient bread".
(Face palm)
@Xzon77 said ^
One day, the bread was walking along the road and felt very hungry, so it ate itself.
Because it was "self-sufficient bread".
(Face Palm)
@Xzon77 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/vIbCVmpt)
> One day, the bread was walking along the road and felt very hungry, so it ate itself.
>
> Because it was "self-sufficient bread".
(Face Palm)
Why is the refrigerator white?
Because it's so cold it's turned white.
Why is the refrigerator white?
Because it's so cold it's turned white.
Many jokes here
https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/share-the-funniest-joke-you-can?page=1
"Failed" joke
https://lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/what-if-many-people-want-to-do-promotion-but-the-arbiters-dont-have-the-pieces#1
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because it was a little horse.
(A classic: bless whoever wrote it).
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because it was a little horse.
(A classic: bless whoever wrote it).
@Xzon77 said ^
Why is the refrigerator white?
Because it's so cold it's turned white.
Well then why is the international space station named the international space station
Because thats what the name maker thought about
@Xzon77 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/LOEi5d0g)
> Why is the refrigerator white?
> Because it's so cold it's turned white.
Well then why is the international space station named the international space station
Because thats what the name maker thought about
dont judge a book by its cover
Cover the judge with the book
dont judge a book by its cover
Cover the judge with the book
The math textbook felt very sad.
Someone asked it: Why are you so sad?
The math textbook replied: Because I have too many questions.
The math textbook felt very sad.
Someone asked it: Why are you so sad?
The math textbook replied: Because I have too many questions.