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Drop your worst joke

What did the iron say to the gold?

"Ay, you!"

What did the iron say to the gold? "Ay, you!"

Eek, you call these bad jokes? The worst one I've probably heard is:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange, ain't ya glad I didn't say banana again?

Yeah, its terrible.

Eek, you call these bad jokes? The worst one I've probably heard is: Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange, ain't ya glad I didn't say banana again? Yeah, its terrible.

"You wanna hear something funny...I mean punny?"

Come on, you laughed...

silence
entire room drops dead of cringe

"You wanna hear something funny...I mean punny?" Come on, you laughed... *silence* *entire room drops dead of cringe*

@Sinoceratops317 said ^

dont judge a book by its cover
Cover the judge with the book

It said worst jokes, not greatest jokes!

Why does everyone call an orange a orange
Because thats what its naamed

@Sinoceratops317 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/WM5PsDoA) > > dont judge a book by its cover > > Cover the judge with the book > > It said worst jokes, not greatest jokes! Why does everyone call an orange a orange Because thats what its naamed

Why did the question crying??? Because it's life was to HARD!!! Get it? To hard! Hard Question! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the question crying??? Because it's life was to HARD!!! Get it? To hard! Hard Question! Ha Ha Ha Ha

why was the quee so sad.. cuz she cant mate her king :crying_emoji

why was the quee so sad.. cuz she cant mate her king :crying_emoji

He came for the booze, and ended up doing well...

He came for the booze, and ended up doing well...

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(not an ad I promise, it's a joke but I can't figure out how to embed an annotated game into the message)

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