how did you think up your lichess username ?

Simple :)
On chess.com they said that a pawn could be your best friend or your worst nightmare (And pawns are my favorite piece excatly for that reason). Nightmare was taken, so I used Knightmaere

I have a special mason jar that I fart in for things like this. Each performance produces a robust array of sounds which I translate into different words.

My real name
+Chess

i think i dropped a pen on my keyboard 10 times and boom

me

It’s my number from the penitentiary

I like IT I guess.