how do i use shampoo

i wish it was simple. the directions tell me basically nothing, and the online results are so vague, can someone please give me a good answer. my first plan was to drink the whole bottle, and maybe that would help my hair, but apparently its poisonous, and then i thought to try putting it in my hair and just leaving it there, but that also didnt do anything because my hair stayed the same and it just got in my eyes and burned, and now im out of ideas

is this a variant of 2+2? i’m only asking because you mentioned drinking it. if that’s the case, then you

use it like soap in the shower to shampoo yourself

I think you're supposed to just tell the bottle to do whatever is necessary. Then, when nothing happens, you're allowed to scream at it, "You're a sham, you poo!"

Just put this on anything, anyway, for whatever, it does it all.

@farmerethan75 said ^

Just put this on anything, anyway, for whatever, it does it all.
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Shampoo, conditioner, and body wash make sense

toothpaste, mouthwash, and deodorant make less sense, but whatevs

but then we get to Gatorade, peanut butter, milk, tinfoil, tennis shoes, dental floss, and eye drops, and that's when i've basically hit a Blue Screen of Death from whatever this is

@kipel73 said ^

is this a variant of 2+2? i’m only asking because you mentioned drinking it. if that’s the case, then you

use it like soap in the shower to shampoo yourself

lol

@Firestar540 said ^

is this a variant of 2+2? i’m only asking because you mentioned drinking it. if that’s the case, then you

use it like soap in the shower to shampoo yourself

lol

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@Firestar540 said ^

Just put this on anything, anyway, for whatever, it does it all.
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Shampoo, conditioner, and body wash make sense

toothpaste, mouthwash, and deodorant make less sense, but whatevs

but then we get to Gatorade, peanut bu...

Shampoo = put on body
Conditioner = put on body
Body wash = put on body
Toothpaste = put on teeth
Mouthwash = put in mouth
Deodorant = put on body
Peanut butter = put on toast and eat
Gatorade = drink
Milk = drink
Tin foil = put on food for cooking when needed
Tennis shoes = squirt out on feet, wait to dry, put in oven for 10-15 minutes, then they should work.
Dental floss = squirt out in small strings, wait to dry, oven for 2-5 minutes until solid. Then use to clean teeth
Eye drops = put on eyes

Now I'm not sure how you choose if you want it to taste like milk or Gatorade, or maybe its just always both. But I hope these instructions helped. Next up, how to use 234,028 in 1 car oil.

@farmerethan75 said ^

Just put this on anything, anyway, for whatever, it does it all.
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Shampoo, conditioner, and body wash make sense

toothpaste, mouthwash, and deodorant make less sense, but whatevs

but then we get to Gator...

oh GOD-

https://youtu.be/c9gUsIh2IkQ?si=1KWXxgC87ukqNb0n

The strange bottle of oil for bath called "Chanel No. 5" is likely what you are referring to. You simply need to empty the bottle, and it give the scent of flowers. Of course, you must rinse off after, otherwise, it give a strong scent of ale or corked wine.