Master End Game ! -:]
“WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO EXIST?!"
get da frick away from me u slimy migget
"Wow, i really am as attractive as i thought. " :D
"When the older kids start teaching you a word that starts with f and ends in k, you run from them and don't look back."
"Losing a sport isn't so bad. It's only a game in very long game long term."
"The term for being too enthusiastic about something is overzealous."
"Start playing chess!"
"Duolingo will become a language learning empire. Do not forget to keep up your streak or he will find you."
"When other people try to use you for answers, don't give them the answers."
"If someone starts saying your name repeatedly, don't give them the attention."
"In the future, 90% of your friends [In real life, not on Lichess] will either be autistic or have ADHD."
"Don't take 8th grade science." (Context: The teacher I had was highly disruptive, explosive and determined to make my time in her class the hardest it could be. A real pain in the neck. The other teacher was recently fired for faking cancer to gain more sick days.)
"GET OFF YOUTUBE!!!"
"Prepare yourself. saying 6 followed by 7 will become a big trend soon."
"You will become a metalhead. Do not judge other people for their taste in music unless it is the worst music you have ever heard in your life--which means don't judge other people's music until 7th grade." (Context: Justin Bieber's "Intentions" became my anti-go-to-song before Miku became a thing.)
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