I'm in Armenian-Indian living in Mauritius. Please ask me some questions!

What's your Levon Aronian number?

@ronin3b said ^

What's your Levon Aronian number?

I don't quite understand what you mean.

Do you know how to speak Armenian?

@Rosey12 said ^

What's your Levon Aronian number?

I don't quite understand what you mean.

It's a twist on the Kevin Bacon number - extended to chess personalities, in this case, Levon Aronian. In other words, how many degrees of separation between you and GM Aronian, who is originally Armenian?

For example: if you have met / played with him, then your "degrees of separation" number is zero. If you know somebody who has met / played with him, then one. And so on...

Are you completely mad?

@cr0c0d1l3 said ^

Do you know how to speak Armenian?

Yes.@ronin3b said ^

What's your Levon Aronian number?

I don't quite understand what you mean.

It's a twist on the Kevin Bacon number - extended to chess personalities, in this case, Levon Aronian. In other words, how many degrees of separation between you and GM Aronian, who is originally Armenian?

For example: if you have met / played with him, then your "degrees of separation" number is zero. If you know somebody who has met / played with him, then one. And so on...

I don't know...

@UisRaad said ^

Are you completely mad?

Probably.

@Rosey12 said ^

For India:
What's the population?
For Armenia:
Is Iran firing?

The population of India is 1.4 billion, I guess.
Armenia's OK. There's nothing much happening. The street lights and roads are still not fixed (from when I went last time), but no bombs.

Which part of Armenia did you visit my bro?

@Rosey12 said ^

Are you completely mad?

Probably.

I tend to agree. Could we perhaps venture as far as to perceive it as to be likely, however... I sincerely yearn to see your most personal thoughts on the matter, expressed in ascii. Or gouache. Perhaps clay, or fingerpaint. You decide.