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This is the second joke contest. It will go on for four days!

Dm me if you want to be judge.

Let the jokes begin...

Also, the winner will receive a logo

This is the second joke contest. It will go on for four days! Dm me if you want to be judge. Let the jokes begin... Also, the winner will receive a logo

RAybonto

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Rabbit_on_theViolin

Why did the Mona Lisa go to prison? It was framed.

thisnamewasunclaimed

Have you heard of that anti-gravity book? Its impossible to put down.

Chesslayer12

dark humor is like water:

not everyone gets it.

dark humor is like water: not everyone gets it.

moveoftheyear

I will make a move of the year.

Mediumplay21000

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You see, this is a 3000-year script which predicted that Among Us will be a game. Here, it shows that a crewmate is watching an impostor killing another crewmate. Then, the impostor was voted out. In 2020, this script got viral on the internet.

|ඣඞ| You see, this is a 3000-year script which predicted that Among Us will be a game. Here, it shows that a crewmate is watching an impostor killing another crewmate. Then, the impostor was voted out. In 2020, this script got viral on the internet.

Wreckfestdude

Now you guys can finally judge mine! Here it is again.

They say "There are a lot of fish in the sea." I say the shark population is going to increase sharply.
They say ''Another day, another dollar." I say that's way below minimum wage.
They say "Pain is the best teacher." No wonder my parents don't like when I teach my younger siblings...
They said "Deep Inhale, Deep Exhale." Little did they know 60% of the people in the room hadn't brushed their teeth this morning...
They said "It's time to roll." I don't know why they got mad when I started somersaulting.
They said "Slow and steady wins the race." I have finally traced the origins of my terrible track skills.
They say "Sally sells seashells by the seashore." Not anymore, her business shut down a few days later. Turns out you can just pick up seashells by the seashore for free.
They say "April showers bring May flowers." Now the question is why April needs an entire month to shower.
They said "I'm feeling down in the dumps," and then I got a whole lot of weird looks from around me. Turns out that I was hallucinating and talking to a trash bag.
They say "Money talks." I wonder if pitch is proportional to size...think about what a $1 coin would sound like compared to a dime...

bows

Thank you all! Thank you!

exits stage right

Now you guys can finally judge mine! Here it is again. They say "There are a lot of fish in the sea." I say the shark population is going to increase sharply. They say ''Another day, another dollar." I say that's way below minimum wage. They say "Pain is the best teacher." No wonder my parents don't like when I teach my younger siblings... They said "Deep Inhale, Deep Exhale." Little did they know 60% of the people in the room hadn't brushed their teeth this morning... They said "It's time to roll." I don't know why they got mad when I started somersaulting. They said "Slow and steady wins the race." I have finally traced the origins of my terrible track skills. They say "Sally sells seashells by the seashore." Not anymore, her business shut down a few days later. Turns out you can just pick up seashells by the seashore for free. They say "April showers bring May flowers." Now the question is why April needs an entire month to shower. They said "I'm feeling down in the dumps," and then I got a whole lot of weird looks from around me. Turns out that I was hallucinating and talking to a trash bag. They say "Money talks." I wonder if pitch is proportional to size...think about what a $1 coin would sound like compared to a dime... *bows* Thank you all! Thank you! *exits stage right*