so a while back I came across a law in Texas where you can legally get in a fight (has to be bare fists) and not get arrested but only if both sides agree to the law. So I will be at the court house steps tomorrow at 4:30 pm if anyone wants a fight :>
If anyone shows up, make sure his name isn't Philo Beddoe...
My (least) favorite law is the one that states, 'If innocent people are not productive slaves who are ready to commit suicide by entering war for their government, then abusing them by imprisoning them and shoving needles up their rears until they are fixed is legal if you are a mental hospital employee.'
It is a good law to use when trying to make people realize the truth: they are legally nothing but slaves. If the government invents stronger technology, then we might never break free from their control; now is the time to strike.
My (least) favorite law is the one that states, 'If innocent people are not productive slaves who are ready to commit suicide by entering war for their government, then abusing them by imprisoning them and shoving needles up their rears until they are fixed is legal if you are a mental hospital employee.'
where the hell is that at ;-;
@shadow1414 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/WWqTa6Ty)
> My (least) favorite law is the one that states, 'If innocent people are not productive slaves who are ready to commit suicide by entering war for their government, then abusing them by imprisoning them and shoving needles up their rears until they are fixed is legal if you are a mental hospital employee.'
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> It is a good law to use when trying to make people realize the truth: they are legally nothi...
where on God's green earth is this a thing??
@THE_IR0N_KNIGHT said [^](/forum/redirect/post/b3njBx5v)
> so a while back I came across a law in Texas where you can legally get in a fight (has to be bare fists) and not get arrested but only if both sides agree to the law. So I will be at the court house steps tomorrow at 4:30 pm if anyone wants a fight :>
That's cool and all, but ever heard of hockey? A sport where no matter your age you can fist fight anyone for no ####### reason. Its allowed by Law and the rules.
@farmerethan75 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/DjX3NZ9Q)
> > so a while back I came across a law in Texas where you can legally get in a fight (has to be bare fists) and not get arrested but only if both sides agree to the law. So I will be at the court house steps tomorrow at 4:30 pm if anyone wants a fight :>
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> That's cool and all, but ever heard of hockey? A sport where no matter your age you can ...
have you heard of australian football? now that's deadly
@THE_IR0N_KNIGHT said [^](/forum/redirect/post/Nep3s64C)
> > > so a while back I came across a law in Texas where you can legally get in a fight (has to be bare fists) and not get arrested but only if both sides agree to the law. So I will be at the court house steps tomorrow at 4:30 pm if anyone wants a fight :>
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> > That's cool and all, but ever heard of hockey? A sport where no matter your age you ...
After some research, your not allowed to fight in Australian football (like in the rules), However, the hits are crazy and a lot more entertaining then football https://www.afl.com.au/video/364711/best-of-the-decade-2010-2019-brutal-bumps-and-tackles?videoId=364711&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1577138400001 but sadly, compared to hockey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqQX0gy_Pbs
I think hockey takes the cake, but that's my Canadian belief. (Also the Australian football video was from a full decade, while the Hockey video was one season)
I think there's also an even trade when it comes to how Australian football doesn't use protective equipment like hockey, but in hockey your skating with knifes on your feet at 35km/h (or 22mph)
yea but if you kill someone with the skates on accident its still conciderd murder...