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Roast me

Roast me and I will rate your roasting skills out of 100

Roast me and I will rate your roasting skills out of 100

@Anfdeey said in #3:

@Gambsum69 With salt?

And chianti with fava beans !

@Anfdeey said in #3: > @Gambsum69 With salt? And chianti with fava beans !

@Gambsum69
I used this in a savage replies battle once:

"You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room."
"You look like something that came out of a slow cooker."
"You are so full of toilet paper even the toilet is jealous"
"Can you photoshop your personality"
"Ur face makes onions cry"
"Don't be bean curd or else go on the lawn and lie down there"
"Have a nice day somewhere else"
"Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all so prickly"
"Your a before picture for Orlistat drugs"
"Keep on rolling ur eyes might find a brain someday"
"Good thing you're taller cause then I have more to hate of you"
"I'm not going to hell. For god's sake, stop inviting me to your place. And you'd still be lower than me, even after that"

What doesn't kill you, disappoints me.
Somewhere out there, there's a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologize to it.
Please not eat something for the next 24 hours, It'd be saving world hunger!
If people were books, you'd go straight in the reference section.

I mean none of this, I made none of this, I hope you go far someday and stay up there...

@Gambsum69 I used this in a savage replies battle once: "You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room." "You look like something that came out of a slow cooker." "You are so full of toilet paper even the toilet is jealous" "Can you photoshop your personality" "Ur face makes onions cry" "Don't be bean curd or else go on the lawn and lie down there" "Have a nice day somewhere else" "Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all so prickly" "Your a before picture for Orlistat drugs" "Keep on rolling ur eyes might find a brain someday" "Good thing you're taller cause then I have more to hate of you" "I'm not going to hell. For god's sake, stop inviting me to your place. And you'd still be lower than me, even after that" What doesn't kill you, disappoints me. Somewhere out there, there's a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologize to it. Please not eat something for the next 24 hours, It'd be saving world hunger! If people were books, you'd go straight in the reference section. I mean none of this, I made none of this, I hope you go far someday and stay up there...

If the Great Wall can be as thick as your skin, then it is strange that the Huns can attack it.

If the Great Wall can be as thick as your skin, then it is strange that the Huns can attack it.

@CSKA_Moscou said in #4:

And chianti with fava beans !
@CSKA_Moscou said in #2:
Hannibal learning that in 2025, people are asking to be roasted
I got roasted and laughed at the same time so (69/100)
@Anfdeey said in #3:
@Gambsum69 With salt?
not that good so 43/100
@ajfang said in #5:
150/100 bro roasted me in everyday possible
@LostAlqhe said in #6:
If the Great Wall can be as thick as your skin, then it is strange that the Huns can attack it.
My skin isn't that thick and you get 68.69/100

@CSKA_Moscou said in #4: > And chianti with fava beans ! @CSKA_Moscou said in #2: > Hannibal learning that in 2025, people are asking to be roasted I got roasted and laughed at the same time so (69/100) @Anfdeey said in #3: > @Gambsum69 With salt? not that good so 43/100 @ajfang said in #5: 150/100 bro roasted me in everyday possible @LostAlqhe said in #6: > If the Great Wall can be as thick as your skin, then it is strange that the Huns can attack it. My skin isn't that thick and you get 68.69/100

Another submission: Þū mægst nū þā hām gān tō Hel.

Another submission: Þū mægst nū þā hām gān tō Hel.

@Gambsum69 said in #1:

Roast me and I will rate your roasting skills out of 100
Your username's doing all the work. I don’t even need to roast you @Gambsum69

lol sry no offense!

@Gambsum69 said in #1: > Roast me and I will rate your roasting skills out of 100 Your username's doing all the work. I don’t even need to roast you @Gambsum69 lol sry no offense!

you’re like a software update—nobody wants you, but here we are. let’s be real, though, your face looks like it was designed in a beta test. what’s my score?

you’re like a software update—nobody wants you, but here we are. let’s be real, though, your face looks like it was designed in a beta test. what’s my score?

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