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Mine is
"I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
What's yours

Mine is "I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong." What's yours

I see you've dyed your roots grey, yet left the rest of your hair brunette !. :).

I see you've dyed your roots grey, yet left the rest of your hair brunette !. :).

No. That's simply not true.
I'm not a stupid dumb little asshole.

No. That's simply not true. I'm not a stupid dumb little asshole.

You're as popular as chlamydia.

You're as popular as chlamydia.

Comebacks:
"No u"
"Like u"

Roasts:
"You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room."
"You look like something that came out of a slow cooker."
"You are so full of toilet paper even the toilet is jealous"
"Can you photoshop your personality"
"Ur face makes onions cry"
"Don't be bean curd or else go on the lawn and lie down there"
"Have a nice day somewhere else"
"Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all so prickly"
"Your a before picture for Orlistat drugs"
"Keep on rolling ur eyes might find a brain someday"
"Good thing you're taller cause then I have more to hate of you"

Burns:
What doesn't kill you, disappoints me.
Somewhere out there, there's a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologize to it.
Please not eat something for the next 24 hours, It'd be saving world hunger!
If people were books, you'd go straight in the reference section.

The most savage of all time:
Cooker: Here have something Gordon Ramsay!
Ramsay: Mmm. I am in amazement...
Cooker: Thank u so much master
Ramsay: OF JUST HOW BAD FOOD CAN BE!!!
Cooker: No!!
Ramsay: Your food is out of this world...
Cooker: Thank u so much master!!
Ramsay: That it belongs in outer space!!
Cooker: I'm so sorry master
Ramsay: IN A MCDONALDS!!!

THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL:
flip uno reverse card flip skip 2 card

And not to mention Joe Mama jokes, cause you have too much of those.

I mean none of this, I made none of this, I hope you go far someday and stay up there...

Comebacks: "No u" "Like u" Roasts: "You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room." "You look like something that came out of a slow cooker." "You are so full of toilet paper even the toilet is jealous" "Can you photoshop your personality" "Ur face makes onions cry" "Don't be bean curd or else go on the lawn and lie down there" "Have a nice day somewhere else" "Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all so prickly" "Your a before picture for Orlistat drugs" "Keep on rolling ur eyes might find a brain someday" "Good thing you're taller cause then I have more to hate of you" Burns: What doesn't kill you, disappoints me. Somewhere out there, there's a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologize to it. Please not eat something for the next 24 hours, It'd be saving world hunger! If people were books, you'd go straight in the reference section. The most savage of all time: Cooker: Here have something Gordon Ramsay! Ramsay: Mmm. I am in amazement... Cooker: Thank u so much master Ramsay: OF JUST HOW BAD FOOD CAN BE!!! Cooker: No!! Ramsay: Your food is out of this world... Cooker: Thank u so much master!! Ramsay: That it belongs in outer space!! Cooker: I'm so sorry master Ramsay: IN A MCDONALDS!!! THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL: *flip uno reverse card* *flip skip 2 card* And not to mention Joe Mama jokes, cause you have too much of those. I mean none of this, I made none of this, I hope you go far someday and stay up there...

@AmbioseatosiosisII said in #3:

No. That's simply not true.
I'm not a stupid dumb little asshole.
wath ur mouth :)

@AmbioseatosiosisII said in #3: > No. That's simply not true. > I'm not a stupid dumb little asshole. wath ur mouth :)

@ajfang said in #6:

Comebacks:
"No u"
"Like u"

Roasts:
"You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room."
"You look like something that came out of a slow cooker."
"You are so full of toilet paper even the toilet is jealous"
"Can you photoshop your personality"
"Ur face makes onions cry"
"Don't be bean curd or else go on the lawn and lie down there"
"Have a nice day somewhere else"
"Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all so prickly"
"Your a before picture for Orlistat drugs"
"Keep on rolling ur eyes might find a brain someday"
"Good thing you're taller cause then I have more to hate of you"

Burns:
What doesn't kill you, disappoints me.
Somewhere out there, there's a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologize to it.
Please not eat something for the next 24 hours, It'd be saving world hunger!
If people were books, you'd go straight in the reference section.

The most savage of all time:
Cooker: Here have something Gordon Ramsay!
Ramsay: Mmm. I am in amazement...
Cooker: Thank u so much master
Ramsay: OF JUST HOW BAD FOOD CAN BE!!!
Cooker: No!!
Ramsay: Your food is out of this world...
Cooker: Thank u so much master!!
Ramsay: That it belongs in outer space!!
Cooker: I'm so sorry master
Ramsay: IN A MCDONALDS!!!

THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL:
flip uno reverse card flip skip 2 card

And not to mention Joe Mama jokes, cause you have too much of those.

I mean none of this, I made none of this, I hope you go far someday and stay up there...
OMG BRO IS PRO

@ajfang said in #6: > Comebacks: > "No u" > "Like u" > > Roasts: > "You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room." > "You look like something that came out of a slow cooker." > "You are so full of toilet paper even the toilet is jealous" > "Can you photoshop your personality" > "Ur face makes onions cry" > "Don't be bean curd or else go on the lawn and lie down there" > "Have a nice day somewhere else" > "Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all so prickly" > "Your a before picture for Orlistat drugs" > "Keep on rolling ur eyes might find a brain someday" > "Good thing you're taller cause then I have more to hate of you" > > Burns: > What doesn't kill you, disappoints me. > Somewhere out there, there's a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologize to it. > Please not eat something for the next 24 hours, It'd be saving world hunger! > If people were books, you'd go straight in the reference section. > > The most savage of all time: > Cooker: Here have something Gordon Ramsay! > Ramsay: Mmm. I am in amazement... > Cooker: Thank u so much master > Ramsay: OF JUST HOW BAD FOOD CAN BE!!! > Cooker: No!! > Ramsay: Your food is out of this world... > Cooker: Thank u so much master!! > Ramsay: That it belongs in outer space!! > Cooker: I'm so sorry master > Ramsay: IN A MCDONALDS!!! > > THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL: > *flip uno reverse card* *flip skip 2 card* > > And not to mention Joe Mama jokes, cause you have too much of those. > > I mean none of this, I made none of this, I hope you go far someday and stay up there... OMG BRO IS PRO

@HelloBroIamPro said in #7:

wath ur mouth :)
What's that colon with the bracket doing at the end of your declaration? Am I to become convinced that you're a real smiley face?

@HelloBroIamPro said in #7: > wath ur mouth :) What's that colon with the bracket doing at the end of your declaration? Am I to become convinced that you're a real smiley face?

@AmbioseatosiosisII said in #9:

What's that colon with the bracket doing at the end of your declaration? Am I to become convinced that you're a real smiley face?
damn since when did YOU have a face? or a life in general?
sorry I don't mean any of this, just trying to roast people please don't take me seriously

@AmbioseatosiosisII said in #9: > What's that colon with the bracket doing at the end of your declaration? Am I to become convinced that you're a real smiley face? damn since when did YOU have a face? or a life in general? sorry I don't mean any of this, just trying to roast people please don't take me seriously

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