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I have lots! Even if I don't use them much.

Roasts:
One: I'd hit you if it wasn't animal abuse.
Another: I know, you're right, I should get a life... But I'm scared of ending up like you.
Another: If your brain was as big as your ego you'd have cured cancer already.
Another: You would be the smartest person in the world... If everyone else died first.

Comebacks:
Them: You have great photoshopping skills but you can't photoshop your life unfortunately... Oh wait, you don't need to lol
Me: Cos my life is already perfect.

Them: Your clothes look like they came from a dump.
Me: Good. Because dumps are cleaner than wherever you sleep!

Them: You're so bad at [subject]
Me: Well, at least if I fail at this class, I have a chance at redemption. Failing at life only has one chance, dude.

Them: Do you even wear deoderant? You stink.
Me: Are you sure you aren't smelling yourself?

Them: You think you're a little ray of sunshine, teachers pet!
Me: And you're like a cloud, its a beautiful day when you disappear!

More roasts:
Another: Your anger issues are worse than the school wifi! (our wifi doesn't even work btw )
Another: You are helped me understand... What not to do.
Another: Sorry, I don't speak fluent nonsense.
Another: You know how they say ignorance is bliss? I think you must be the happiest person alive!

Lol I do like reading about roasts!

Paise x

I have lots! Even if I don't use them much. Roasts: One: I'd hit you if it wasn't animal abuse. Another: I know, you're right, I should get a life... But I'm scared of ending up like you. Another: If your brain was as big as your ego you'd have cured cancer already. Another: You would be the smartest person in the world... If everyone else died first. Comebacks: Them: You have great photoshopping skills but you can't photoshop your life unfortunately... Oh wait, you don't need to lol Me: Cos my life is already perfect. Them: Your clothes look like they came from a dump. Me: Good. Because dumps are cleaner than wherever you sleep! Them: You're so bad at [subject] Me: Well, at least if I fail at this class, I have a chance at redemption. Failing at life only has one chance, dude. Them: Do you even wear deoderant? You stink. Me: Are you sure you aren't smelling yourself? Them: You think you're a little ray of sunshine, teachers pet! Me: And you're like a cloud, its a beautiful day when you disappear! More roasts: Another: Your anger issues are worse than the school wifi! (our wifi doesn't even work btw ) Another: You are helped me understand... What not to do. Another: Sorry, I don't speak fluent nonsense. Another: You know how they say ignorance is bliss? I think you must be the happiest person alive! Lol I do like reading about roasts! Paise x

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Them: You have great photoshopping skills but you can't photoshop your life unfortunately... Oh wait, you don't need to lol
My reply: 因为我此生无悔。

Them: You have great photoshopping skills but you can't photoshop your life unfortunately... Oh wait, you don't need to lol My reply: 因为我此生无悔。

I have quite a few I always keep hidden in my head, though I never use them....

Comebacks:

Them: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle's for you.
Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, you stink so much, is blue cheese your shampoo?
or
Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, you wished for a brain but it never came true.

Them: We got cash, you got trash!
Me: At least we're not bigbacks

Roasts:

One Roast: You're so dumb when it was time for a math test your brain checked out of your head.

I'll post more later-

I have quite a few I always keep hidden in my head, though I never use them.... Comebacks: Them: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle's for you. Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, you stink so much, is blue cheese your shampoo? or Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, you wished for a brain but it never came true. Them: We got cash, you got trash! Me: At least we're not bigbacks Roasts: One Roast: You're so dumb when it was time for a math test your brain checked out of your head. I'll post more later-

I have some either.
Reply:

Them: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle's for you.
Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, you wanted hippocampus but THE God ran out of it.

Them: You have great photoshopping skills but you can't photoshop your life unfortunately... Oh wait, you don't need to lol
Me: Because my life is too perfect to PS it.

Them: You're so bad at [subject]
Me: Failing in other things, there are countless opportunities to repay; Failure in life, God will not give you even half a chance.

Roast:

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  3. If life is chess, your life is just like two PATZERs are playing chess. By the way, Patzer is worst engine on chess.com.
I have some either. Reply: Them: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle's for you. Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, you wanted hippocampus but THE God ran out of it. Them: You have great photoshopping skills but you can't photoshop your life unfortunately... Oh wait, you don't need to lol Me: Because my life is too perfect to PS it. Them: You're so bad at [subject] Me: Failing in other things, there are countless opportunities to repay; Failure in life, God will not give you even half a chance. Roast: 1. The server is busy, please try again later. 2. 锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷 3. If life is chess, your life is just like two PATZERs are playing chess. By the way, Patzer is worst engine on chess.com.

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