Sometimes it is easier to hit two birds with one stone, rather than to hit one bird with many stones

@garlic_bread_rucola said ^

Why would you want to hit this?

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Bro, ITS AN IDIOM.

@Mehnav said ^

Why would you want to hit this?

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Bro, ITS AN IDIOM.

No it's a baby bird

#justice4birds

@garlic_bread_rucola said ^

Why would you want to hit this?

Because it stole my bottle of Slivovice, obviously.

@Quasar3C273 said ^

Why would you want to hit this?

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Because it stole my bottle of Slivovice, obviously.

Only because it was told to do so by a scheming person

@garlic_bread_rucola said ^

Why would you want to hit this?

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Because it stole my bottle of Slivovice, obviously.

Only because it was told to do so by a scheming person

It's still an accomplice. But since you say there are extenuating circumstances, I will instead sentence it to drink only cheap American beer for a year.

@Quasar3C273 said ^

Why would you want to hit this?

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Because it stole my bottle of Slivovice, obviously.

Only because it was told to do so by a scheming person

It's still an accom...

You are correct that the bird is not entirely of a white conscience - but do you not think that your punishment is cruel and unusual?

@garlic_bread_rucola said ^

You are correct that the bird is not entirely of a white conscience - but do you not think that your punishment is cruel and unusual?

True, it is both, but it is a most heinous crime to steal my bottle of Slivovice. If he had stolen somebody else's, on the other hand...

@Quasar3C273 said ^

You are correct that the bird is not entirely of a white conscience - but do you not think that your punishment is cruel and unusual?

True, it is both, but it is a most heinous crime to steal my bottle of Slivovice. If he had stolen somebody else's, on the other hand...

So it is written ... so it shall be.

The bird must endure a year of cheap American beer, the poor thing

Hitting birds with stones got 40 million chinese killed, karma is powerful!