STORY: The nutcracker

And then horsey came back alive as TUETONIC MEGA HORSEY LOVER

i run away to germany befriend the Nazis

And then I die the end

Then i come baaaaack as a spirit

And then go to kill the nutckrackers spirit with a carving knife

a blade, carved from mana-rich wizard's glass. Dark as the primordial night, but gleaming from the world's real reflections

"Swish! Swish!", danced the knife.

And it danced with the spoon

In the bloodred light of the huntress moon!

and they went to kill the nutcracker
and chopped and stole his head