The Most Weirdest Dream Ever.

Summoning @alientcp
Huh? lol.

Well. I have to explain. My room with my bed is just next to my "office". And my bed, even though relatively new, I really cant stand it much. It hurts my back. And also is very hot in my city.

So I really like to sleep on the floor, whether that might be in my office or in my room, and when its particularly hot, next to the door. The floor is cool, and my back really likes it.
Also, my desk, its not a wooden one. Its very old, its actual metal, aluminum and some veneer on the top.

One particular day I was very tired and was already sleeping in front of the computer, so I just dropped to the floor, and one of the legs of my desk ended up in between mine.

Well. I rarely dream, but that day I did. And from all the things I could have dreamed, I dreamed that I was playing soccer. And I was the striker. And Strike I did, not a precise strike aimed to the angle, a power shot intended for no one to be able to react in time.

I do not know if I scored because I woke up with a lot of pain. It hurts just to remember about it.

Thank you making me recall that.

Once, I dreamed of a loose federation spanning Southeast Asia, South America, Africa, and Europe, with a very complex culture. It was Monday, and I was really stunned when I saw their flag go up.

You call this flag?!

i had a dream where i was muching tacos in tacobell when i saw pepsi and cola having a debate about fanta and miranda, when miles morales came swinging with dictator mbappe and pavitr prabhakar and then my taco came to life and i said - keep quiet i want to eat u, and i hurt its feelings so i took it to the burj kalifa and dropped it. it the proceeded to soar the sky at 170km per hour.then superman came, caught it turned it into the milenium falcon in lego. then i woke up.

I remember one night back in the 20th, I was in my 20s, I was home alone at my parent's place watching TV. The movie was. "kingdom of the Spiders", in which a small midwestern town fights a valiant but ultimately losing battle against an invasion of tarantulas. In the final scene, a camera pans the scene, and the entire city is covered in a thick layer of spider webbing. Later that night I am asleep in my room in the basement, which has a bare light-bulb directly over my head. All I remember (vividly) is that I am dreaming that a tarantula is descending from the light bulb on a single strand, and it is right over my face. So I wake up with a shock leap to my feet and go running over to hit the light switch. Of course there was no spider. Kind of strange, I thought

Well once i dreamed i was on a bus with this guy that just wouldn't shut up, man, jibber jabber on and on,annoying as heck.
Then i woke up and realized i had fallen asleep with talk radio on ( it was Coast to Coast).

@KhrivenilSSP said ^

Once, I dreamed of a loose federation spanning Southeast Asia, South America, Africa, and Europe, with a very complex culture. It was Monday, and I was really stunned when I saw their flag go up.
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You call this flag?!

not in my flag emojis