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My wife was pissed off at me and she issues the following
" Jim you're not playing with a full elevator "
Guess she was right...
But i just had to laugh
Not my wisest move....

Do you have any example in this vein ?

My wife was pissed off at me and she issues the following " Jim you're not playing with a full elevator " Guess she was right... But i just had to laugh Not my wisest move.... Do you have any example in this vein ?

@Dukedog said ^

My wife was pissed off at me and she issues the following
" Jim you're not playing with a full elevator "
Guess she was right...
But i just had to laugh
Not my wisest move....

Do you have any example in this vein ?

I have heard another version of it,

Your elevator is not going to the top floor.

@Dukedog said [^](/forum/redirect/post/vnwf1B1Y) > My wife was pissed off at me and she issues the following > " Jim you're not playing with a full elevator " > Guess she was right... > But i just had to laugh > Not my wisest move.... > > Do you have any example in this vein ? I have heard another version of it, Your elevator is not going to the top floor.

will this be the library tfor insults to be used in future threads

will this be the library tfor insults to be used in future threads

@Dukedog said ^

My wife was pissed off at me and she issues the following
" Jim you're not playing with a full elevator "
Guess she was right...

At least we know your name is Jim now ;p

@Dukedog said [^](/forum/redirect/post/vnwf1B1Y) > My wife was pissed off at me and she issues the following > " Jim you're not playing with a full elevator " > Guess she was right... At least we know your name is Jim now ;p