Weave a tale of unspeakable deceit and trickery

@TheAggroTurtle said ^

Did you forget I already roasted you with my fire? did you just rise from the ashes? ;p

Yeah i did actually

People mistaken a phoenix for a turtle cuz they were drunk at that time

So you're telling me you're actually a phoenix pretending to be a turtle? ;p

It was a dark and stormy night.

In the White House, the auto-pen was churning away.

There were only days left before a president would return.

And those pardons wouldn't sign themselves!

Let's not call it unspeakable deceit or trickery.

But let's acknowledge that electricity is the closest thing to magic that we have!