I moved when frozen in freeze tag *Devil Face*
that’s nasty
what ate you some kind of unfreezed
I scammed people about 1,000 times (in atomic games)
I told my mom the venison jerky wasn't spicy. The package of spices was labeled "Inferno Blend."
[Event "Hourly SuperBlitz Arena"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/VEtp2cMC"]
[Date "2026.04.12"]
[Round "-"]
[White "NIARTIST"]
[Black "Kranthi45"]
[Result "1-0"]
[GameId "VEtp2cMC"]
[UTCDate "2026.04.12"]
[UTCTime "03:33:13"]
[WhiteElo "901"]
[BlackElo "1829"]
[WhiteRatingDiff "+18"]
[BlackRatingDiff "-12"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "180+0"]
[ECO "D30"]
[Opening "Queen's Gambit Declined"]
[Termination "Normal"]
1. d4 e6 2. c4 d5 3. c5 Nf6 4. Nf3 Be7 5. Nc3 O-O 6. Bg5 c6 7. Qd3 b6 8. O-O-O bxc5 9. dxc5 a5 10. h4 Ba6 11. Qd2 Ne4 12. Qc2 Nxc3 13. Qxc3 Nd7 14. Qd2 Nxc5 15. e3 Ne4 16. Qc2 Nxg5 17. hxg5 Bxg5 18. Qxh7# 1-0
When I was a weak-minded person, I told people who were suffering, 'Things will get better' as to try to hide the truth from myself: life is not a film.
Yes, I know it was Atomic. I was just giving him the benefit of the doubt :b
https://lichess.org/game/QXngCTy5kiTm
@Adonis2015
When i was kid i used to go up to my dads cousins garage,my dad was a trucker.
So there's Mike,ig my 2nd cousin,17 and boy did he think he was smart ( he wasn't)
So one day he called me a dumb kid and i just smiled.
Now Mike had just finished rebuiding A Chevy engine in a Camaro,pretty pround of himself though he hadn't fired it up yet..
So in the garage we had a big old crate of miscellaneous bolts and i dig around until i found a Chevy mains bolt, heck i was 12 but i paid attention.
So Mike's kinda preening, full of himself and i go over and say hey Mike can i look under your car he says go ahead not that you'll know what you're looking at.
So i crawl under the car,come back out with the mains bolt and say hey Mike i found this under your car,is this important?
So Mike turns somewhere between white,green and totally confused,lol,walking down the avenue of self doubt which I'd freshly paved...
So he lifts the car,blocks it up, drops the oil pan,rips the gasket and stares up to see all the mains bolts are in place and he's done a lot of work for nothing.
Lol,cuz,I'm just a dumb little kid and i thought i was helping ;) ...
Don't know if it was evil but it was certainly satisfying :)
True story btw
@O_olo_O said [^](/forum/redirect/post/I33dY40w)
> I told my mom the venison jerky wasn't spicy. The package of spices was labeled "Inferno Blend."
you got a special place in hell bud...
I cup checked my dad with the same metal baseball bat he would always cup check me and my brother with before a baseball game