What Would You Do if You Were In A Zombie Apocalypse?

@verylate said ^

I would ask them why Hollywood keep making Movies on the subject. :)

Good question. To no small extent, I blame The Night of the Living Dead, and George Romero who created the modern zed. It was Romero who first changed the zombie from a mindless victim into a flesh-eating monster. And who later added the survival in the face apocalypse /social...

And what's more, the plot is more often than not similar, Zombies turn up somehow, (a miracle drug side effect , dead rising up, which is usually traced back to some miracle drug or virus again) , and for some reason immediately crave human flesh, but only human non Zombies flesh will suffice apparently, they nearly always ignore one another in these movies, as if the Zombies spot someone they think they'll eat, get closer, then realise immediately that that potential meal is in fact also infected with some drug or virus and thus left alone. :D

@GammaRay-Burst said ^

What would you do if you were in a zombie apocalypse? How would you find food? How would you find water? And how would you escape past the bajillion zombies near you?

(I think @RAybonto knows the answer, he likes movies so he should know)

Playing bullet with them.

I see what you did there :D

As far as Hollywood Zombie Apocalypse movies are concerned, i feel the public should be given what they need as opposed to what they've been spoon fed to want, such as the same old tired idea of Human flesh eating Zombies infected by viruses or failed wonder drugs!, so perhaps @CSKA_Moscou could develop a Hollywood style poster to advertise an alternative idea of what a Zombie movie could be. :D

Idea: Paying the zombies Danegeld might work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYzZHRwxc-Q

@TitusPlaysChess123 said ^

What would you do if you were in a zombie apocalypse? How would you find food? How would you find water? And how would you escape past the bajillion zombies near you?

I have no feelings about zombies tbh. Anyway, I'd just fly away and maybe have a little fire fun with them :p

Food: I would scavenge items from supermarkets and newspaper stores. If these have been looted I would search for berries and roots. If a scorched-earth tactic was employed (and failed), oh well! That's it for me!

Water: I'd collect raindrops in a pail and treat it with rocks and socks (and soil). If it doesn't rain for some reason, oh well! That's it for me!

Escape the zombies: I'd fight my way through them with whatever I can get my hands on, be it a shovel, a chicken or a Nokia phone! If I get bitten, oh well! That's it for me!