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@Coeus0224 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/OOpNrI7n)
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A guy thought I was cheating because I used en passant in an Antichess game
I fell 180 degrees on a dude who phased through a car. Chickens are running. Dogs are running. Dudes are running. Starved cats are running. Frightened mice are running. Fish are running. Francois Truffaut is running. We all collided. Cars were pink across the street and policemen were forced to wear green sunglasses.
Boom boom boom. Ok. Fine. We keep running. Horsey>>>panda and/or any type of dragon. The ocean is blue by the way. A dude successfully asked a potential out. 4 dudes are having a drink. The dude from the moon flopped. Interestingly mate, the Double Life Of Veronique is an amazing film. The ham began to dance. The orange stall melted. The solar system fell on Robert Bresson and exploded.
my uncle lost his toes and loves to traumatize my sister with them
i lost 5 games in a row on otb tournament where i always had +2 for white and -2/-3 for black
I almost died by getting run over by a 2500 pound bull... pretty funny
@RAybonto said [^](/forum/redirect/post/SOV03lyS)
> I fell 180 degrees on a dude who phased through a car. Chickens are running. Dogs are running. Dudes are running. Starved cats are running. Frightened mice are running. Fish are running. Francois Truffaut is running. We all collided. Cars were pink across the street and policemen were forced to wear green sunglasses.
> Boom boom boom. Ok. Fine. We keep running. Horsey>>>panda and/or any type of drag...
is that a movie story?
In 1995 I worked for an outsourcing company onsite at a large law firm. As part of my workday I picked up photocopy jobs from an associate attorney. He was taciturn, but he would find something mean to say if I was one minute late or if he could spot a random speck of extra copy toner on a photocopy.
On one day he decided he had time to make an extra stink in our onsite office within the firm. He told me why my photocopying which I did take pride in doing excellent work was just under his skin that day. I did my best to allay his concerns. I offered to do the photocopying task over again. He continued to emphasize that I made him late for his meeting because the copies were not perfect. I pressed on offering again to do the work over. On this day, two of my supervisors were present in the room, too. Both of my supervisors liked me and my quality of work.
Before Mr. Jones had walked into the room and started criticizing I had been eating some of those orangey colored cheese crackers and had not completely swallowed them. The longer the attorney talked the more nervous I became. At some point I was speaking back to him, I choked a little in my throat and accidentally coughed up some orange crackers - on Mr Jones's tie! He got quiet and made the sternest expression I had seen ever. He said, sh*t !!! Then, he left the room. I thought I was in big trouble. But, my two supervisors burst out laughing, and then I did, too.
After that experience, whenever I would tell a story with our office team and be very animated, my supervisor would tease me and interject, "morphy, are you going to cough up orange crackers now?"
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@LittleChessie said [^](/forum/redirect/post/JcsfPJIJ)
> > I fell 180 degrees on a dude who phased through a car. Chickens are running. Dogs are running. Dudes are running. Starved cats are running. Frightened mice are running. Fish are running. Francois Truffaut is running. We all collided. Cars were pink across the street and policemen were forced to wear green sunglasses.
> > Boom boom boom. Ok. Fine. W...
No. It's just a thought livestream.
Didn't happen to me but i saw it
Darrin suddenly stands up announces he's smarter than anyone in the break room and strides arrogantly into a closed glass door.
It was transparently obvious
He was not...