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You accidentally became king of a tiny island... what's your first ridiculous law?

SODA DAY EVERY Friday, Saturday, and Sundays!

**SODA DAY EVERY** Friday, Saturday, and Sundays!

Command people to call me queen instead of "king"

Command people to call me queen instead of "king"

Every Sunday, we must proceed in reverse, allowing people to gradually grasp the true meaning of "reverse thinking."

Every Sunday, we must proceed in reverse, allowing people to gradually grasp the true meaning of "reverse thinking."

we must be panda born citizens to be on the island.. also we see kung fu panda as our god

we must be panda born citizens to be on the island.. also we see kung fu panda as our god

From what I can see, the job of "king" is rather demanding and perhaps not ultimately satisfying.

I'd appoint myself to sit on the Supreme Court, where I could do some real good and work only with very bright clerks.

Then I'd resign from "king."

Some in the media might be unhappy, of course. But that's not always a bad sign. After all, look at some of the things they've viewed with favor!

From what I can see, the job of "king" is rather demanding and perhaps not ultimately satisfying. I'd appoint myself to sit on the Supreme Court, where I could do some real good and work only with very bright clerks. Then I'd resign from "king." Some in the media might be unhappy, of course. But that's not always a bad sign. After all, look at some of the things they've viewed with favor!

I will implement an absolute democratic system. A ruler who wins the people's hearts wins the world.

I will implement an absolute democratic system. A ruler who wins the people's hearts wins the world.

Kommuni3ma

Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Kommuni3ma Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Law number One: obey all the laws. :D

Law number One: obey all the laws. :D

I would outlaw mangoes!

I would outlaw mangoes!