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Lost in Pandaland (yep, this actually happened in my head)

@thaqifarsyaD said ^

Is a very good story

Thnx !!

@thaqifarsyaD said [^](/forum/redirect/post/t5J4qmHO) > Is a very good story Thnx !!

@TheCaptain7777 said ^

IDK what I just read

Lol

@TheCaptain7777 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/JFq3xmVZ) > IDK what I just read Lol
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A little odd........ but sorta comicle

A little odd........ but sorta comicle

@Mr-Best said ^

A little odd........ but sorta comicle

eh.. lol

@Mr-Best said [^](/forum/redirect/post/Wt3DKKIR) > A little odd........ but sorta comicle eh.. lol

Sir, Im stuck in Pandaland, A series invented by me, countryballs series French-Finnish Commonwealth is now exploring there, they just find pandas and bamboo

-France: Why there is only grass, bamboo and pandas?

-Finland, Im sure if we keep exploring we will see something rare

-Germany LeTs DrInK bEeR tIlL wE gEt OuT oF hErE

-Poland This is boring!

-Russia I agree with G3rm4NY

-Italy there is nowhere to make pizza!

-Japan at least i have some Sushi with Salmon

But... they found a mysterious map leading to somewhere...

They keep searching... Nothing happens

-Finland we will never find it!

-Italy then we will die finland :'(

-France All shits and giggles till we find it.

Sir, Im stuck in Pandaland, A series invented by me, countryballs series French-Finnish Commonwealth is now exploring there, they just find pandas and bamboo -France: Why there is only grass, bamboo and pandas? -Finland, Im sure if we keep exploring we will see something rare -Germany LeTs DrInK bEeR tIlL wE gEt OuT oF hErE -Poland This is boring! -Russia I agree with G3rm4NY -Italy there is nowhere to make pizza! -Japan at least i have some Sushi with Salmon But... they found a mysterious map leading to somewhere... They keep searching... Nothing happens -Finland we will never find it! -Italy then we will die finland :'( -France All shits and giggles till we find it.

Then... France sees a chinese person... wise old man.

-France Who are you?

-China Im a wise old man.

-France We immediately need you to translate this Chinese text on this map

-China It says "Beijing path to the great wall of china"

-China There is my old best friend, Master Shifu. meditating there for one year, Im from Shanghai and I came here to find him soon.

-China We need to go there, so you exit PandaLand and help Sudetenland.

-China The news says a fascist german leader overtook the government and its annexing Chequia.

And then they travel 100+ km and reach the great wall of china.

Everyone arrives and there is master shifu.

-China Meow, meow, miao, meowwwww. (It's amazing to see you after decades)

-Master Shifu Meow, Meow, Miao Meow, Miao Meow Meow Mau (Thanks, you too, what are these random countryballs with flags?)

-China Meow, Meow, Miao, Meowwwwww Mau (They need to get off PandaLand and reach Sudetenland)

And they get into Sudetenland after 2 days in flights.

-China I can hear bullets there. We need to get away before its too late

-German General Wir sind ganz in der Nähe des Südostens!!!

-German General Gebt nicht auf, die Tschechoslowakei steht kurz vor dem Fall.

-Russia Am I allowed to touch a massive red button?

-Germany Do not, I have friends on Danzig, Franfurt, Munich and Berlin. They will start revolution

-Master Shifu Meow. (Come pandas, G3rm4ny is cooked!)

-Germany Send also a lot of cats and wise mans like you.

Soon part three will be tomorrow, they are doing good!

Penguins: Germany has Norway and their antartica territory, GO END EM!

I got this noises, Fahhhhhh

Over 10k Germans ded All of them with no penguin casualties.

Then... France sees a chinese person... wise old man. -France Who are you? -China Im a wise old man. -France We immediately need you to translate this Chinese text on this map -China It says "Beijing path to the great wall of china" -China There is my old best friend, Master Shifu. meditating there for one year, Im from Shanghai and I came here to find him soon. -China We need to go there, so you exit PandaLand and help Sudetenland. -China The news says a fascist german leader overtook the government and its annexing Chequia. And then they travel 100+ km and reach the great wall of china. Everyone arrives and there is master shifu. -China Meow, meow, miao, meowwwww. (It's amazing to see you after decades) -Master Shifu Meow, Meow, Miao Meow, Miao Meow Meow Mau (Thanks, you too, what are these random countryballs with flags?) -China Meow, Meow, Miao, Meowwwwww Mau (They need to get off PandaLand and reach Sudetenland) And they get into Sudetenland after 2 days in flights. -China I can hear bullets there. We need to get away before its too late -German General Wir sind ganz in der Nähe des Südostens!!! -German General Gebt nicht auf, die Tschechoslowakei steht kurz vor dem Fall. -Russia Am I allowed to touch a massive red button? -Germany Do not, I have friends on Danzig, Franfurt, Munich and Berlin. They will start revolution -Master Shifu Meow. (Come pandas, G3rm4ny is cooked!) -Germany Send also a lot of cats and wise mans like you. *Soon part three will be tomorrow, they are doing good!* Penguins: Germany has Norway and their antartica territory, GO END EM! *I got this noises, Fahhhhhh* Over 10k Germans ded *All of them* with no penguin casualties.