STORY: The nutcracker

He also commited suicide while I escaped prison. (got my nuts cracked by the nutcracker)
I was then transferred to a hospital for my ***** surgery. Then...

i ran into a posh store to steal

Yet they were completely out of posh.All they had left was pish.
Being disgusting and hungry I ran down the street to nab some fish and chips but all they had was pish and chips I'm getting pretty pished off

sad i stole the cctv cameras inside the store and then shot the page 5 times with a sniper

and then now aiming to assassinate
The Prez of us i head to Washington DC

@flowergirl10fl

TWIGHEAD IS HERE

THE PRESIDENT IS NEAR

WE PHONED HIM UP AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS A QUEER

SO I BOUGHT HIM A BEER

THEN HE TOLD ME HIS BIGGEST FEAR

IT WAS....

A cockroach near his ear

and then a alarm rang he told his wife dear dear i am gonna be assasinated HELP
his wife phoned the FBI they rushed but too late the president lay dead
and Rache was written in blood near him FBI thought a secret agency was to work and then
i ran away to Texas

Then a gale of hoofbeats was heard and we looked out the window and behold... the HORSEY army had arrived.

and then i summoned a dark witch she assassinated the whole horsey army and then died