A comprehensive catalog of my lichess anti-Harry Potter statements

A surpring amount of my life has been spent thinking up insults for the children's series. I'm cataloguing, so I can reuse responses to questions on this site. Because it comes up a lot. -------------------------------------------------- https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/alternatives-to-harry-potter#1 Mark of Zorro https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/do-you-prefer-the-harry-potter-books-or-movies#2 Roasted! https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/harry-potter-4#5 Defense of Dio as my Harry Potter house https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/harry-potter-trivia-questions?page=4#32 https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/harry-potter-quote-quiz-2#3 https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/harry-potter-quote-quiz-3?page=3#24 Answers to trivia questions https://lichess.org/forum/team-team-clousems/insane-ramblings-clousems-not-chess-related?page=18#182 https://lichess.org/forum/team-team-clousems/insane-ramblings-clousems-not-chess-related?page=18#184 (sequel) tcm rant about Harry Potter https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/harry-potter-broomsticks#2 Swiffer! https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/favourite-harry-potter-book?page=2#18 Ayn Rand https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/scenes-in-harry-potter?page=2#11 Favorite Harry Potter scene in Universal Soldier https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/harry-potter-fans-anyone?page=3#22 Heathers https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/people-who-has-read-harry-potter-and-understands-it-please-reply?page=2#17 Orwellian undertones https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/vote-for-greatest-wizard-of-all-time-gwoat?page=5#47 "Olivier took all the wizard hotties he knew to bed." https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/do-you-like-harry-potter--why-#8 Primary anti-Harry statement

Wizard conspiracy theory: https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/everything-harry-potter?page=2#15