You're in a heated argument with some jerk who can't admit that you're always right, and won't listen to reason. You decide it's time to unleash a volley of zingers, so he never makes this mistake again (you're quite considerate). But, as you prepare to unleash your torrential wit upon him, you find yourself blanking. What do you say?
We'e all been there. But now, there's a cure! Enter clousems' curse 'ems project, a catalog of zingers compiled by TCM members to act as your reference as you wish ill upon anyone foolish enough to disagree with you. If you have a particularly witty zinger or caustic curse, post it here!
Try and keep it PG13. I'll be deleting anything that's excessively offensive, unless it's excessively funy
“May your gruyere lose it’s soft texture at an accelerated rate”
funy huh.
i'll try.
Y'r all tip and no iceberg.
You are a pre-Copernican obscurantist.
May a batter batter you bat crazy with a battery of batteries while listening to "Battery" at a batting range and bantering with Betty, the better bat girl, and Barty, who adds butter to batter.
May you get stopped by the cardiac police
(It's a bit of a dark one, and I wouldn't actually use this one on anyone)
you are inebriated by the exuberance of your own incompetence
you humpty backed waaaart
go north in short sharp jerky movements
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