Team clousems membership drive

It has come to my attention that this team has 86 members. This is entirely unacceptable, for reasons that should be obvious to even the most simple of morons.

To resolve this problem, I hereby decree that we need exactly 14 new members. I don't care how we get these members, but get them we must. We must be careful, however, not to overrecruit-- if we get more than 14 members, I will have to start executing noobs (remember-- if your team has over 100 members, it's no longer cool). To avoid problems and confusion, I propose that each existing member recruit 0.16279069767 new prospects to the team.

Please let me know when you have recruited your 7/43rds of a person

I'm trying.
I'll tell you once I've found a way to recruit 7/43rds of a person.

Start with people with interesting shoulder-blades, and go from there

Perhaps we could have a public burning of Grover Cleveland in effigy? That ought to improve morale.

I recruited myself. I am my best boss

@CSKA_Moscou said in #5:

I recruited myself. I am my best boss
So you're only 7/43rds of a person? How did you become so skinny?

@A0Coolboycolombo said in #6:

So you're only 7/43rds of a person? How did you become so skinny?

I called my friend Ant man.
I also followed a weight loss program, but it didn't have the desired effect.

@Cassiodorus1 said in #4:

Perhaps we could have a public burning of Grover Cleveland in effigy? That ought to improve morale.

I'd bounce you from the team, if it wouldn't exacerbate our problem of having a weird number of members.

I joined the team. I have no idea how I found this team though

Do you have weird shoulderblades?