3 wishes, what do you want?

@Noflaps said ^

Right now, I have three wishes:

1. Fake polls disappear.

2. People stop being fooled by fake polls.

3. Those polls that are not fake are nevertheless not taken as the last word, since in a world with political persecution and no far fewer land lines, polls tend not to be as dependable as they were "back in the day."

And please, consider a wide variety of news sources. Make sure you know ...

If fake polls disappear, people won't get fooled by them, however the genie says nothing and lets you waste a wish. No consequence because it's for a good cause.

I decided to change "fake" to inaccurate and misleading, since that's more descriptive and predictive.

And wishing for inaccurate, misleading polling to stop is not wasting a wish. Indeed, it could save at least one nation.

Wrong polls can cause good candidates to have their funding dry up, can cause voters to sit home after being discouraged.

@Noflaps said ^

I changed "fake" to inaccurate and misleading, since that's more descriptive and predictive.

And wishing for inaccurate polling to stop is not wasting a wish. Indeed, it could save at least one nation.

Ik it's not a waste now, I was talking about the combination of fake polls disappearing and people not being fooled by them that you had originally put. But you fixed it now, so its good.

Your dragons are 2 inches tall, but fully alive, and incapable of killing humans due to their size. - perfect I shall breed them till I have an army to kill all mosquitos >:)

I want infinite tomatoes whenever i want to summon them
I want the power to create 5 star foods on command without knowing the molecular structure
I want the power to fast forward or slow down time but i still do what i would have done if i havent used the power(use it in test but you still get the shame test result, just that you fast forwarded the gruesome 1 hour)

@AveraWyvern said ^

I wish for infinite genies. Not infinite wishes ;p

facepalms Your missing the point...
Okay, no wishes can revolve around genies...

Okay, I wish for you to stop inventing rules

Just wish there are no rules and then wish for infinite wishes.

@TheAggroTurtle said ^

I want infinite tomatoes whenever i want to summon them
I want the power to create 5 star foods on command without knowing the molecular structure
I want the power to fast forward or slow down time but i still do what i would have done if i havent used the power(use it in test but you still get the shame test result, just that you fast forwarded the gruesome 1 hour)

You can summon tomatoes at will, but they have a diameter of 5mm
You can create 5 star foods on a spoken command, so long as the ingredients needed are within 3 meters of you
You can speed up and slow down time, including your movement speed, however the speed at which you can process information does not increase. To everyone else, time will pass normally, and they will notice no difference.

To clarify, this means that if an explosive is tossed into the room you're in, you won't be able to react fast enough to escape it.

@rajul_s

why you do this... that's not allowed...

@THE_IR0N_KNIGHT said ^

Your dragons are 2 inches tall, but fully alive, and incapable of killing humans due to their size. - perfect I shall breed them till I have an army to kill all mosquitos >:)

Respect for that. The genie grants you an extra wish...

@O_olo_O said ^

What wishes would you want?

Wish 1 : Get powers and abilities of spiderman
Wish 2 : Get rich
Wish 3 : noone get jealous or angry of me or my family ( when I become rich many could be jealous or angry )