3 wishes, what do you want?

I wish that the granter of this wish would become compliant to my wishes, explicit and implicit commands and preferences and would no longer attempt to rules-lawyer my wishes into curses.
I wish that my third wish would be granted by the same entity that granted my first wish.
I wish that the granter of my first wish would from now on grant the wishes of all those who post after me on this Lichess thread (titled "3 wishes, what do you want?" with the Internet link https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/3-wishes-what-do-you-want) with the same compliance and non-malevolence that it granted to this wish.

@O_olo_O said ^

Make my family not fight again
Make my heart open to allah
Make my dad happy again

Trying to do the genie twist on this feels too awful, so I'm not going to...

Thanks for the kindness

To be filled with blood
To be filled with air
To have the ability to move my legs

@O_olo_O said ^

What wishes would you want?

Wish 1 : Get powers and abilities of spiderman
Wish 2 : Get rich
Wish 3 : noone get jealous or angry of me or my family ( when I become rich many could be jealous or angry )

You can climb walls, Spiderman uses devices to shoot webs, that's not an actual ability of his.
You get rich, however the genie ...

Have you seen BND ?
I asked to be rich not to be in such an awful place

@A0Coolboycolombo said ^

I wish that the granter of this wish would become compliant to my wishes, explicit and implicit commands and preferences and would no longer attempt to rules-lawyer my wishes into curses.
I wish that my third wish would be granted by the same entity that granted my first wish.
I wish that the granter of my first wish would from now on grant the wishes of all those who post after me on this Lichess...

Your first wish is granted by Satan. I hope you are happy with yourself.

@JonSnow1998 said ^

To be filled with blood
To be filled with air
To have the ability to move my legs

??? Your legs are reattached to your head, and you can move them.
Your head is filled with air.
Your lungs are filled with blood.

@O_olo_O said ^

Respect for that. The genie grants you an extra wish...

the power to commit arson just by pointing not to harm but to make it seem like the dragons have fire breath so they don't feel useless :) (and maby to get revenge on some certain person who hurt me)

You get swarmed by chefs and also Gordon Ramsey asking you to join their cookin...

easy I send my army of dragons after them

@THE_IR0N_KNIGHT said ^

Respect for that. The genie grants you an extra wish...

the power to commit arson just by pointing not to harm but to make it seem like the dragons have fire breath so they don't feel useless :) (and maby to get revenge on some certain person who hurt me)

You get swarmed by chefs and also Gordon Ramsey asking you to join their cook...

The tiny ones incapable of hurting people???

yea but they are still scary in a mass so the others run

@O_olo_O said ^

@rajul_s

why you do this... that's not allowed...

No rule that says that and even if there is, I will wish all genie rules are gone