Lately, I feel like I hardly do anything on Lichess except play chess, so I started this thread.
Rules:
1. Any form of discrimination against anything is strictly prohibited.
2. Posting low-quality content is strictly prohibited.
3. Only I can add, modify, replace, or delete the main character. The main character of this story is Zepharion.
4. The following principles must be strictly followed: proper nouns, abbreviations, and the first letter of a sentence should be capitalized, all other letters should be lowercase. To emphasize something, use **bold**, not ALL CAPS.
5. Please follow forum etiquette.
The beginning of the story:
Zepharion is a 14-year old linguist. He's a Chinese. One day, he received a notice: 'Please arrive at the Linguistics Association hall at 5 PM; we will hold a linguistics meeting in Room 507.'
i claim discrimination against lower case people
for that reason, i may continue with the story.
Welcome to room 507, said the door guard.
Zepharion (Little Z) walked into the room. On the big screen in the room, a few large words were displayed: 'Reconstructing Ancient Chinese'.
Anyone here?
The hermits of the Chinese mountains rebelled, chinese is no longer being reconstructed, for the convenience of everyone that lives apart from Chinese society. Three people were killed in the riots.
Shortly after the end of meeting, Zepharion posted an article. In this article, he points out that the possible pronunciation of Old Chinese might be a mix of Bernhard Karlgren's, Alexander von Stael-Holstein's, and Zhengzhang Shangfang's reconstructed pronunciation schemes.
The article got a lot of thumbs up in 4 days.
A respected scholar differs, and claims chinese derived from Russian, German, and french. Zepharion is facing public scorn.
... and then the solar system exploded.
The End.
And then someone ate the explosion.
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Beginning of the second part.
@ResurgenceOfVoid said [^](/forum/redirect/post/j6EacmhX)
> And then someone ate the explosion.
... and then our galaxy exploded.
The End.