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And then Zepharion ate the explosion. He no longer faces public scorn.

And then Zepharion ate the explosion. He no longer faces public scorn.

@O_olo_O said ^

And then Zepharion ate the explosion. He no longer faces public scorn.

... and then the universe exploded.

The End.

@O_olo_O said [^](/forum/redirect/post/P9wALRkX) > And then Zepharion ate the explosion. He no longer faces public scorn. ... and then the universe exploded. The End.

and then it unexploded by reverse osmosis

and then it unexploded by reverse osmosis

@KhrivenilSSP said ^

Lately, I feel like I hardly do anything on Lichess except play chess, so I started this thread.

Rules:

  1. Any form of discrimination against anything is strictly prohibited.
  2. Posting low-quality content is strictly prohibited.
  3. Only I can add, modify, replace, or delete the main character. The main character of this story is Zepharion.
  4. The following principles must be strictly followed: p...

Uh @KhrivenilSSP? I think your story died-ed
Because I don't think "solar-system exploded" was what you wanted, right?

@KhrivenilSSP said [^](/forum/redirect/post/mUjnT1hn) > Lately, I feel like I hardly do anything on Lichess except play chess, so I started this thread. > > Rules: > 1. Any form of discrimination against anything is strictly prohibited. > 2. Posting low-quality content is strictly prohibited. > 3. Only I can add, modify, replace, or delete the main character. The main character of this story is Zepharion. > 4. The following principles must be strictly followed: p... Uh @KhrivenilSSP? I think your story died-ed Because I don't think "solar-system exploded" was what you wanted, right?

@AveraWyvern said ^

... and then the solar system exploded.

The End.

Since this section (and those that follow) deviate from the main story, it will not be considered part of the official storyline. Additional rules:

  1. As I said, only I can declare the end of the story; no other member can.
  2. Please don't try to push my limits.
  3. Two plus two always equals four. If it somehow equals five (with strict and reasonable proof), then mathematics would cease to exist, and all timelines would collapse.

Later, another authoritative linguist pointed out that almost every language has traces of the Sino-Tibetan language family, so Old Chinese is an independent language—other languages to some extent have borrowed words from it, including but not limited to Old Slavic, Proto-Germanic, Classical Latin, Old Greek, and many others. Upon hearing this, Zepharion said, “Sure, there are loanwords, but these languages aren’t part of the Sino-Tibetan family. If Chinese originated from them, then they should also have originated from the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau or the basins of the Yellow and Yangtze Rivers, or somewhere in China/Nepal/Bhutan/Myanmar, but clearly, they didn’t.”

Zepharion quickly gained everyone’s support. He then independently completed the reconstruction of Old Chinese and proposed his plan—Old Chinese: Zephy Phonetic Reconstruction.

@AveraWyvern said [^](/forum/redirect/post/IUlnIYdV) > ... and then the solar system exploded. > > The End. Since this section (and those that follow) deviate from the main story, it will not be considered part of the official storyline. Additional rules: 1. As I said, only I can declare the end of the story; no other member can. 2. Please don't try to push my limits. 3. Two plus two always equals four. If it somehow equals five (with strict and reasonable proof), then mathematics would cease to exist, and all timelines would collapse. ---- Later, another authoritative linguist pointed out that almost every language has traces of the Sino-Tibetan language family, so Old Chinese is an independent language—other languages to some extent have borrowed words from it, including but not limited to Old Slavic, Proto-Germanic, Classical Latin, Old Greek, and many others. Upon hearing this, Zepharion said, “Sure, there are loanwords, but these languages aren’t part of the Sino-Tibetan family. If Chinese originated from them, then they should also have originated from the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau or the basins of the Yellow and Yangtze Rivers, or somewhere in China/Nepal/Bhutan/Myanmar, but clearly, they didn’t.” Zepharion quickly gained everyone’s support. He then independently completed the reconstruction of Old Chinese and proposed his plan—*Old Chinese: Zephy Phonetic Reconstruction*.

@Kitsune9Tails said ^

Uh @ KhrivenilSSP? I think your story died-ed
Because I don't think "solar-system exploded" was what you wanted, right?

I've deleted that part and added a new one. You can continue now.

@Kitsune9Tails said [^](/forum/redirect/post/DtTR9oqT) > Uh @ KhrivenilSSP? I think your story died-ed > Because I don't think "solar-system exploded" was what you wanted, right? I've deleted that part and added a new one. You can continue now.

@jeyanths said ^

The end.

I said only I can declare the end of the story, so your post is illegal in this thread.

@jeyanths said [^](/forum/redirect/post/7U1L6Izt) > The end. I said only I can declare the end of the story, so your post is illegal in this thread.