shower thoughts

@Wreckfestdude said ^

question will now be "how long until I drown?"

question will now be "will the Indian Coast Guard reach you in 10-30 minutes?"

question is "will i survive 2 minutes at most?"

"Ooh ahh, this water is WAY too hot, geez"

@TheAggroTurtle said ^

question is "will i survive 2 minutes at most?"

The question now is, "Have you ever swum in a pool at all?" with a genuinely concerned look on my face.

@Wreckfestdude said ^

question is "will i survive 2 minutes at most?"

The question now is, "Have you ever swum in a pool at all?" with a genuinely concerned look on my face.

question is "can a unprofessional swimmer that just walks around in a pool survive 2-3 mintutes in the Indian Ocean"

@TheAggroTurtle said ^

question is "can a unprofessional swimmer that just walks around in a pool survive 2-3 mintutes in the Indian Ocean"

question is "Can you fight off a Tiger shark in it's preferred habitat?"

@Wreckfestdude said ^

question is "can a unprofessional swimmer that just walks around in a pool survive 2-3 mintutes in the Indian Ocean"

question is "Can you fight off a Tiger shark in it's preferred habitat?"

question is "why ask questions instead of dying mwuhahahaha"

Why do people share scientific facts that a person can find from Google?

Imagine trying to text "my flight comes at 8pm" but accidentally typing "my fight comes at 8pm" rofl ;p

"What if the National Animal(Royal Bengal Tiger) chases me and National Anthem start playing?

What if existence itself is merely a prelude thought in anticipation of an explosion.