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I can't read the first word. What is it ? "shower"? It's not in my vocabulary

I can't read the first word. What is it ? "shower"? It's not in my vocabulary

@Dukedog said ^

Speaking of the speed of light if length decreases what happens to width ? Ig it remains the same...

Yeah, the contraction is only along the direction of motion. So all the other dimensions stay the same. The whole thing with the speed of light and what happens when an object's speed approaches that is really interesting.

@Dukedog said [^](/forum/redirect/post/Xe6WOvVz) > Speaking of the speed of light if length decreases what happens to width ? Ig it remains the same... Yeah, the contraction is only along the direction of motion. So all the other dimensions stay the same. The whole thing with the speed of light and what happens when an object's speed approaches that is really interesting.

What if 'Everybody' farted at the same time?... It just might kill us all, if it explodes ! -:]

What if 'Everybody' farted at the same time?... It just might kill us all, if it explodes ! -:]

I'm quite sure what my shower is thinking...every week:
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I'm quite sure what my shower is thinking...every week: ![704e6ff7a29575beb66ef2dfb3ed480a.jpg](https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=dhaA2v-gEWOr.jpg&sig=6e796faeb8b31f33c8585124cf2470555fa3fefd)

What if some thoughts aren't as original as we think they are ;p

What if some thoughts aren't as original as we think they are ;p

@Aadityaarora said ^

so you guys can add your shower thoughts btu I just realized isn't everything traveling the speed of light in a way because they all reflect light meaning they all travle that speedin a way but to ur eyes...

Shower Thoughts? I got some!!!! Here are my shower thoughts:

Nothing is really on fire, but rather fire is on things.
A doctor wants you to get sick, a police hopes your a bad guy, a mechanic wants your car to break down, only a thief wishes you prosperity.
If you remove a fly's wings, is it now a walk?
The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire.
Mosquitoes use 1/3 of your blood to make their eggs. Does that mean that you are 1/3 their father/mother?
There is a Apple Phone, so is the Apple Charger it's juice?
Why are there no B Batteries?
What if every country has ninjas, but we only know about Japan's Ninjas because they're so bad at being ninjas?

@Aadityaarora said [^](/forum/redirect/post/jY7gxCvz) > so you guys can add your shower thoughts btu I just realized isn't everything traveling the speed of light in a way because they all reflect light meaning they all travle that speedin a way but to ur eyes... Shower Thoughts? I got some!!!! Here are my shower thoughts: Nothing is really on fire, but rather fire is on things. A doctor wants you to get sick, a police hopes your a bad guy, a mechanic wants your car to break down, only a thief wishes you prosperity. If you remove a fly's wings, is it now a walk? The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire. Mosquitoes use 1/3 of your blood to make their eggs. Does that mean that you are 1/3 their father/mother? There is a Apple Phone, so is the Apple Charger it's juice? Why are there no B Batteries? What if every country has ninjas, but we only know about Japan's Ninjas because they're so bad at being ninjas?

2 more:
Why are we afraid of spiders' bites when we have more teeth, and why are spiders afraid of us stepping on them, when they got more legs?
Why does your towel get dirty, even though you come out of the shower clean?

2 more: Why are we afraid of spiders' bites when we have more teeth, and why are spiders afraid of us stepping on them, when they got more legs? Why does your towel get dirty, even though you come out of the shower clean?

@DogyBrown said ^

Why do people share scientific facts that a person can find from Google?

I feel bullied when you attack my forum style :(

@DogyBrown said [^](/forum/redirect/post/kD4lBKdV) > Why do people share scientific facts that a person can find from Google? I feel bullied when you attack my forum style :(

AHHHH THE WATER IS TOO COLD

10 seconds later..... AHHHH THE WATER IS TOO COLD

20 seconds later.... AHHHH THE WATER IS TOO COOL

30 seconds later.... Ahhhhh, the temperature is sooo good :D

1 second later.... AHHHH THE WATER IS TOO HOT

AHHHH THE WATER IS TOO COLD 10 seconds later..... AHHHH THE WATER IS TOO COLD 20 seconds later.... AHHHH THE WATER IS TOO COOL 30 seconds later.... Ahhhhh, the temperature is sooo good :D 1 second later.... AHHHH THE WATER IS TOO HOT

@Wreckfestdude said ^

question is "can a unprofessional swimmer that just walks around in a pool survive 2-3 mintutes in the Indian Ocean"

question is "Can you fight off a Tiger shark in it's preferred habitat?"

Question is "can I eat the tiger shark blindfolded?"

@Wreckfestdude said [^](/forum/redirect/post/EY2TZ8Ek) > > question is "can a unprofessional swimmer that just walks around in a pool survive 2-3 mintutes in the Indian Ocean" > > question is "Can you fight off a Tiger shark in it's preferred habitat?" Question is "can I eat the tiger shark blindfolded?"

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