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Day 1: You drink Sprite instead of water,refreshing, but weird.
Week 1: Your teeth are sparkly, your stomach's doing the salsa, and your body's like, "What is this fizzy stuff?"
Month 1: You're a walking soda fountain,energy crashes, teeth rotting, bones questioning life.
Year 1: You’re the “Human Sprite”,bubbles everywhere, hydration gone, and your body’s basically a soda machine.

Hour 2: already taken like 5 bathroom breaks.

@Al-khayali said [^](/forum/redirect/post/VA8VgvCc) > **Day 1:** You drink Sprite instead of water,refreshing, but weird. > **Week 1:** Your teeth are sparkly, your stomach's doing the salsa, and your body's like, "What is this fizzy stuff?" > **Month 1:** You're a walking soda fountain,energy crashes, teeth rotting, bones questioning life. > **Year 1:** You’re the “Human Sprite”,bubbles everywhere, hydration gone, and your body’s basically a soda machine. ***Hour 2:*** already taken like 5 bathroom breaks.