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your mom jokes

Yo mama so thin that, I thought she was a pencil

Yo mama so thin that, I thought she was a pencil

Nope, actually she's usually pretty serious.

Nope, actually she's usually pretty serious.

Yo momma is so fat, i thought she was the rook in the indian chess version.

Yo momma is so fat i thought she was a chess knight.

Yo momma is so fat, i thought she was the rook in the indian chess version. Yo momma is so fat i thought she was a chess knight.

@Satvikpattanaik said in #1:

you can make jokes like this "your mom is so fat once she came front of my TV and i missed 10 episodes".
Clearly, we can’t

@Satvikpattanaik said in #1: > you can make jokes like this "your mom is so fat once she came front of my TV and i missed 10 episodes". Clearly, we can’t

#idontunderstand

#idontunderstand

@HemaWorst said in #3:

Wait... Is it just me or is your mom lookin' kinda
THHHHHHHH... GASP
HHHHHHIIICCCCCCCCCCCCC!

dani? :D

@HemaWorst said in #3: > Wait... Is it just me or is your mom lookin' kinda > THHHHHHHH... *GASP* > HHHHHHIIICCCCCCCCCCCCC! dani? :D

@LRex said in #16:

dani? :D
Obviously, who else?

@LRex said in #16: > dani? :D Obviously, who else?

your mama so fat she needs license plates on her thighs

your mama so fat she needs license plates on her thighs

yo mom so gassy that the military uses her as a replacement nuclear bomb

yo mom so gassy that the military uses her as a replacement nuclear bomb

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