you can make jokes like this "your mom is so fat once she came front of my TV and i missed 10 episodes".
Your mom is so fat that when she signed up for a fat-competition, she wasn’t accepted because, “We’re not allowed to accept professionals, sadly”.
Wait... Is it just me or is your mom lookin' kinda
THHHHHHHH... *GASP*
HHHHHHIIICCCCCCCCCCCCC!
Have you heard the movie called your mom? It’s really long.
Your mom is so fat when she jumped the earth went out of orbit. *crowd be like* OHHHHHHHHH
Someone gets 100 on test
Mom: WTF
The person: Do you know what that means?
Mom: Well that's fantastic!
Ever since then, someone's brain has been depleted!
Yo mom so fat when she wore a yellow jacket and jumped off a diving board everyone thought the sun was falling
@LadybirdCayenne15 said in #8:
> Yo momma so ugly ur dad had to get a husband
>
> THIS IS A JOKE I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC
>
> just had to clear it up :)
Not funny, didn't laugh.
Not laugh, didn't funny.
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