Roast me

Too lazy to roast yourself?

@bombing_knight said in #9:

Your username's doing all the work. I don’t even need to roast you @Gambsum69

lol sry no offense!
my username isn't that bad and u literally bomb urself with your own username so 64/100 to make you feel better@IamCoconut said in #10:
you’re like a software update—nobody wants you, but here we are. let’s be real, though, your face looks like it was designed in a beta test. what’s my score?
I like coconuts but I am not software I am human so 63.88/100
@Shadow1414 said in #11:
Too lazy to roast yourself?
Yeah

You’re as useless as the “g” in “lasagna.”

*another submission

say 20

It’s honestly sad that the only time you feel noticed is when you beg people to roast you. You must be so desperate for attention that even being insulted feels better than being ignored. No wonder you’re alone—nobody wants to be around someone who thinks humiliation is the only way to connect. How do i do?

@layah said in #15:

It’s honestly sad that the only time you feel noticed is when you beg people to roast you. You must be so desperate for attention that even being insulted feels better than being ignored. No wonder you’re alone—nobody wants to be around someone who thinks humiliation is the only way to connect. How do i do?
100/100

look at you and think, "Two billion years of evolution, for this?"

3. I am jealous of all the people that have never met you.

4. I consider you my sun. Now please get 93 million miles away from here.

5. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

6. You're not simply a drama queen/king. You're the whole royal family.

7. I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

8. You are the human version of cramps.

9. You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

10. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on Earth.

11. Oh, sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning o

Take em all in your heart,oh sorry,u r heartless and brainless

You're useless and redundant like a drop of water in Pacific, a grain of sand in Sahara, a piece of ice in Antarctica, an oxygen molecule in the atmosphere.

wahhhhhh this guy acts as if he never existed

also he wants to sit on a barbeque

Hey bro what's my score