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I don't have the pic but i remember 1 day in english exam i had a question "poster making" it was for a circus and at last i wrote "please forget to come on sunday" bruh i got cunfused between forget and remember (note: i was in 2nd grade) ._.

I don't have the pic but i remember 1 day in english exam i had a question "poster making" it was for a circus and at last i wrote "please forget to come on sunday" bruh i got cunfused between forget and remember (note: i was in 2nd grade) ._.

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@ronin3b said ^

干

what does 干 mean?

Either dry (gan1) or f&&k (gan4).

@ronin3b said [^](/forum/redirect/post/HsG5AH37) > > 干 > > what does 干 mean? Either dry (gan1) or f&&k (gan4).

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![草内有蛇.jpg](https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=1wYHUgoRU29z.jpg&sig=b2c5b22f6e6d715cbad40b748894d22c2bcaf463)

@IamNOTamod said ^

image.png (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=qaPcbjtSfmh2.png&sig=2144c7b4b88a2514036599c9eb460b1a5c345a21)

Those who understand Mandarin will get this. lol

(I'm probably going to get censored for this.)

LOL

@IamNOTamod said [^](/forum/redirect/post/ENhithaa) > image.png (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=qaPcbjtSfmh2.png&sig=2144c7b4b88a2514036599c9eb460b1a5c345a21) > > Those who understand Mandarin will get this. lol > > (I'm probably going to get censored for this.) LOL

@HuaTianXiangQi said ^

灭人器.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=jBwVywhcwXNa.jpg&sig=16739843683fd60808a004167ee4ad1bb4106243)
干爆鸭子.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=F6ztwpvp_2z_.jpg&sig=8846978e610745c383b142ab8e3b0e713ed5a6cb)

Who translates these words? I'm so gonna slap them in the face. How do they not know that Mandarin words can have multiple meanings?! How can you translate something into "exploded" or "f***"?!?! WHY?????!!!!!?

@HuaTianXiangQi said [^](/forum/redirect/post/9WrsTxAO) > 灭人器.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=jBwVywhcwXNa.jpg&sig=16739843683fd60808a004167ee4ad1bb4106243) > 干爆鸭子.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=F6ztwpvp_2z_.jpg&sig=8846978e610745c383b142ab8e3b0e713ed5a6cb) Who translates these words? I'm so gonna slap them in the face. How do they not know that Mandarin words can have multiple meanings?! How can you translate something into "exploded" or "f***"?!?! ***WHY?????!!!!!?***

@HuaTianXiangQi said ^

灭人器.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=jBwVywhcwXNa.jpg&sig=16739843683fd60808a004167ee4ad1bb4106243)
干爆鸭子.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=F6ztwpvp_2z_.jpg&sig=8846978e610745c383b142ab8e3b0e713ed5a6cb)

oh god...

@Kitsune9Tails said ^

灭人器.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=jBwVywhcwXNa.jpg&sig=16739843683fd60808a004167ee4ad1bb4106243)
干爆鸭子.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=F6ztwpvp_2z_.jpg&sig=8846978e610745c383b142ab8e3b0e713ed5a6cb)

Who translates these words? I'm so gonna slap them in the face. How do they not know that Mandarin...

this is actually accurate ngl

@HuaTianXiangQi said [^](/forum/redirect/post/9WrsTxAO) > 灭人器.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=jBwVywhcwXNa.jpg&sig=16739843683fd60808a004167ee4ad1bb4106243) > 干爆鸭子.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=F6ztwpvp_2z_.jpg&sig=8846978e610745c383b142ab8e3b0e713ed5a6cb) oh god... @Kitsune9Tails said [^](/forum/redirect/post/MpD5h0Lf) > > 灭人器.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=jBwVywhcwXNa.jpg&sig=16739843683fd60808a004167ee4ad1bb4106243) > > 干爆鸭子.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=F6ztwpvp_2z_.jpg&sig=8846978e610745c383b142ab8e3b0e713ed5a6cb) > > Who translates these words? I'm so gonna slap them in the face. How do they not know that Mandarin... this is actually accurate ngl

This thread is so funny LOL

This thread is so funny LOL

@Kitsune9Tails said ^

灭人器.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=jBwVywhcwXNa.jpg&sig=16739843683fd60808a004167ee4ad1bb4106243)
干爆鸭子.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=F6ztwpvp_2z_.jpg&sig=8846978e610745c383b142ab8e3b0e713ed5a6cb)

Who translates these words? I'm so gonna slap them in the face. How do they not know that Mandarin...

  1. I also don't know why a fire extinguisher is a hand grenade.
  2. Pronunciation mistake. '干' is a character with multiple readings; it can be pronounced in the first tone or the fourth tone. When it's pronounced in the first tone, it means 'dry,' and when it's pronounced in the fourth tone, one of its meanings is a word that starts with F.
@Kitsune9Tails said [^](/forum/redirect/post/MpD5h0Lf) > > 灭人器.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=jBwVywhcwXNa.jpg&sig=16739843683fd60808a004167ee4ad1bb4106243) > > 干爆鸭子.jpg (https://image.lichess1.org/display?op=noop&path=F6ztwpvp_2z_.jpg&sig=8846978e610745c383b142ab8e3b0e713ed5a6cb) > > Who translates these words? I'm so gonna slap them in the face. How do they not know that Mandarin... 1. I also don't know why a fire extinguisher is a hand grenade. 2. Pronunciation mistake. '干' is a character with multiple readings; it can be pronounced in the first tone or the fourth tone. When it's pronounced in the first tone, it means 'dry,' and when it's pronounced in the fourth tone, one of its meanings is a word that starts with F.