Why didn't the hippo cross the road?
Because he's allergic to chicken.
Well I know that the time is over but I have another idea, nothing cool but...
Question: Why the German people are so well-mannered when they eat?
Answer: Try to say "Guten Nachmittag" (Hi, good afternoon) with food in the mouth and you'll see...
Ok everyone! ( I am league-team-admins alt) the winner is:
@Quasar3C273 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/kYTP6Xuz)
> One night Sherlock Holmes and Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Then, in the middle of the night, Holmes woke Watson up and said, "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "And what do you deduce from that?" Holmes asked. Watson replied, "Well, if there are millions of stars, a...
Great job @Quasar3C273!
@Wreckfestdude said [^](/forum/redirect/post/nJGMhUUn)
> I know the comp. has ended, but I want to say mine anyway:
>
> They say "There are a lot of fish in the sea." I say the shark population is going to increase sharply.
> They say ''Another day, another dollar." I say that's way below minimum wage.
> They say "Pain is the best teacher." No wonder my parents don't like when I teach my younger siblings...
> They said "Deep Inhale, Deep Exhale." Little did they...
This I really liked also though it was posted late.
Here is contest no. 2! https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/joke-contest-no-2
@leaguelegend1 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/PR6V8o5P)
> Ok everyone! ( I am league-team-admins alt) the winner is:
>
> @Quasar3C273 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/kYTP6Xuz)
> > One night Sherlock Holmes and Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Then, in the middle of the night, Holmes woke Watson up and said, "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions o...
I'm really agree, congratulations :)
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